Though typically not one to shy away from a good conspiracy, former New York City Mayor and Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani urged followers to pump the breaks on theories surrounding accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s death.
But President Trump has already gone all-in on some of the most disturbing, baseless allegations being shared on social media
That’s the problem with being an impulsive thoughtless moron. Most of the conspiracy theories are going to blame him, after all, he is the president, Epstein used to be a pal and did some recruitment at Mar-a-Lago. By propagating a baseless conspiracy theory, neither him nor his minions can’t complain about other doing it as well.
I wholeheartedly agree with Rudy Giualiani, and therefore I need to go take a long, cold shower.
Government of the nuts, by the nuts, and for the nuts.
We’ll be very scrupulous as always, and thank you for your good advice, you demented enabling traitorous prick.
Maybe Giuliani just wants to warn about “certain” conspiracy theories.
Giuliani going all Lee Atwater on us. He must have some fatal malady.
Well, look who popped up.
“The conspiracy theories concerning the Epstein death are multiplying. The facts seem unbelievable.”
Yep. The coincidences seem unbelievable, too, Rudy.
Hence, the theories. Not necessarily ‘conspiracy theories’ as we’ve come to know the term. But, theories based on those unbelievable facts and reasonable inferences.
Trump’s thoughts on the matter, however, are indeed conspiracy theories (or attempts at deflection and diversion) … not based on any facts or reasonable inferences. So, you might want to talk to him.
OOPS!
Too late, SCREWDY! The nuts have been let out of the asylum and you can’t get them back!
I wouldn’t listen to Giualiani if he told me to look both ways before I cross the street.
This is the only reason why I don’t think Epstein committed suicide:
A man that mean, greedy, and evil would want to be damn sure he takes everyone else down with him.
I just don’t think suicide would accomplish that.
Consistency is the hobgoblin of quality control engineers.
Mattinpa you are being way too nice
Is it too much to ask one brave soul to initiate disbarment proceedings against CROOKED RUDY?
Well, obviously some of those theories lead straight to Trump and maybe Rudy. He wouldn’t be trying to tone down the rhetoric otherwise.
I know, it’s my one big flaw. I just can’t help trying to see everyone at their best. 
Was gonna make a comment about Giualini’s credibility and his bad faith blather and then thought the better of it.
However, the day is still young.
Once again into the breach! It’s GrammarScoldMan!
“…urged followers to pump the breaks on …”
Dear Ms. Lafond: It’s “brakes”. Possibly you don’t own or drive a car, and autocorrect is no help here, but surely someone around the TPM shop can review these short pieces before hitting “Print”.
(I know, I know. Rome’s burning and I’m grousing about the poor job the street sweepers have been doing lately…)
“Brakes” It’s a symptom of a worn out master cylinder.
Nice one. (Among other possibilities…)