Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) would give it all up for you, Mr. Former President Sir!
During an interview on ex-senior White House adviser Steve Bannon’s podcast on Wednesday, Gaetz lamented how President Donald Trump “so far has gotten a low-energy defense” ahead of his second Senate impeachment trial next week.
Drugs are bad, mmmm’kay?
Bring it, Matty! Bring the pool boy, too.
This guy is FAR up Trump’s colon!
How long before Rep. Gaetz starts “flinging poo” ?
But he won’t.
Though I am sure he would love to do it. He hates being an actual Representative. The newness of it wore off during his first term, but he is limited as to his options. His seat is safe, but he cannot win anything state wide. So unless he moves, he can’t run for Senate.
He is on his knees as we speak.
This puts to mind the saying about killing two birds with one stone.
" Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) would give it all up for you, Mr. Former President Sir!"
This dude is just a sentient can of Axe, isn’t he?
The GOP is a fucking insane asylum alumni association masquerading as a political party. Rational dialogue is impossible.
So resign already. It’s fine with me, pal. 
Minus the sentient bit and the smelling ok bit.
Speaking of clueless assholes check Eric… he thinks that Trump tactics are going to work in Scotland…
Matty’s got legal experience, after all…
Ooh that is so good. Making a note of it and tucking that into the wallet for later use.
Shouldn’t take long to investigate. 0.59 seconds on the googles, to be exact.
We’ve seen this act before:
GRODIN: You’re for torture.
HANNITY: I am for enhanced interrogation.
GRODIN: You don’t believe it’s torture. Have you ever been waterboarded?
HANNITY: No, but Ollie North has.
GRODIN: Would you consent to be waterboarded? We can waterboard you?
HANNITY: Sure.
GRODIN: Are you busy on Sunday?
HANNITY: I’ll do it for charity. I’ll let you do it. I’ll do it for the troops’ families.
PLEASE!! YES, PLEASE!!! This would be so BIGLY awesome.
Full of what, may I ask?
