Like the pivot? No chance.
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But it was taped in advance. Might have been before the graduation ceremony.
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They are a great nation, and until the British showed up with guns, they were basically the center of the world east of Persia and west of like… Hawai’i. And they are a threat, because they look back on 5,000 years of dictating terms to everyone around them and think ‘let’s do another 5,000.’
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There is absolutely no reason why any prosecutor has to try all of Trump’s crimes known to them in a single trial.
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While the Brits were camped in DC they burned the White House. It took a tornado that wreaked havoc in DC to chase them out.
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Think of it as job security for the DOJ.
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US Poet Laureate Ada Limón recites "In Praise of Mystery: a Poem for Europa.”
The poem, commissioned by NASA, will be inscribed in her own handwriting on the spacecraft Europa Clipper, now under construction and scheduled to be launched late next year to explore Jupiter’s icy moon Europa from close-up.
Humans were born to explore. And so, as we have done since time immemorial, we fix our gaze to the heavens, to the stars …
And dream.
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Well, you won’t get any more “Are you happy?” notes in your Amazon order with that kind of attitude.
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Oh, and the one who couldn’t be bothered to show up for her performative “Nay” vote is there, too.
Que cute!
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“If you laid all the economists end-to-end, they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion” 
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I didn’t know that.
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It could have been worse. In this era they would have been reality show stars. “Baseball wives”.
“Cindy is still on the outs with Steve…”
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Ask the oligarchs who got a $3 trillion hand out in 2017 if Fat Boy is good for them or not. Yes, the fat fuck is useful in handing the greedy fucks the keys to the motherfucking Treasury.
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Steve had rather complicated relationships with his various ex-girlfriends, ex-wives, and ex-children.
Perfect for a Republican candidate.
Well, boys and girls, stick this in your lunchboxes: Garvey currently is on one side or the other of four lawsuits, having settled two others since Oct. 6. He keeps at least five lawyers in suspenders. In the space of eight months, he had affairs with three women at once, impregnated two and married a fourth. A judge jailed his former wife for contempt of court for not letting him see his kids, and a psychiatrist testified that the kids, who say they don’t want to see Garvey, are suffering from “parental alienation syndrome.” He’s up to his chiseled chin in debt, into the scary seven figures. Two former business associates have sued him. Other than that, it has been all apple pie and porch swings.
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…after his multiple fouls…
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Oh, no doubt. It’s just that he seemed low energy. Or maybe I’m just inured to him.
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Be careful: the mods will get you…
Google “1812 washington tornado”
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Wiki: An encounter was noted between Sir George Cockburn and a female resident of Washington. “Dear God! Is this the weather to which you are accustomed in this infernal country?” enquired the Admiral. “This is a special interposition of Providence to drive our enemies from our city”, the woman allegedly called out to Cockburn. “Not so, Madam”, Cockburn retorted. “It is rather to aid your enemies in the destruction of your city”,
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