Q. What do you call a group of three people totally unqualified to work at McDonald’s?
A. Fox & Friends
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Of course they don’t; fast food is for the plebs
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Ya the greatest day in my dishwashing career was the one time I held the door open for a beloved family matriarch who needed a Walker, as I was headed back to my post from the dumpster. The rest of her family damned near pushed her out of the way, rushing through the open door. She tipped an extra 5 bucks just for the young gentleman in the black T-shirt who helped me. I was 17.
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Because the President of the United States watches Fox and Friends religiously and takes a lot of his cues from them.
That’s why.
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Brian Kilmeade leaves very very little room for a comedian to exaggerate and parody his stupidity.
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FOX News: Millionaires paid by billionaires to convince poor whites brown people and liberals are the cause of all their problems.
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“If your one job doesn’t pay enough, guess what you do, you get another job. That’s what you do in your 20s,” Kilmeade said. “Having two jobs, part-time jobs, while going to school is something people have done since the turn of the last century.”
Yeah! This! And if you can’t figure out how to squeeze 26 hours of school and work in a 24 hour day, well…that’s too bad. A poor person problem, you might say.
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They may want to avoid fast serve restaurants in the future. Spittle burgers all the way.
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Kilmeade’s one brain cell caroms around in his empty head searching in vain for another brain cell to rub up against.
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Again…F&F spewing nonsense while having NO FKING CLUE what they are talking about. You know…I am old enough to ‘remember’ when education was VALUED and SUBSIDIZED and I worked at a minimum wage job and still was able to pay tuition and books. GOD FORBID we help the ‘youngsters’ get an education.
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Ignorant or evil? We report; you decide.
(Oops, I used a libtard semicolon instead of a comma, or, better yet, no punctuation. Sorry.)
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Fox is moronic enough on its own without taking things out of context.
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Researchers strongly suspect that the brain cell in question actually spends most of its time standing outside smoking a cigarette - wile a “back in 30 minutes” sign hangs in Kilmeade’s frontal lobe.
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The stupid, it burns.
I see lastroth beat me to it.
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Remarkably, she’s in her 20s.
It was the three jobs, because people named Ainsley only tip in bootstraps.
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OT
Not aware of this person and his closeness to Mueller, other than professional. Any higher meaning to be interpreted? Jim Jordan doesn’t like this so …
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All so the grandkids can grow up eating Campbell’s instead of just ramen…
It all begs the question of whether the ignorance involved here is crueler to those it inhabits or those it victimizes.
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I wouldn’t have focused on that once thought – I actually think she could reasonably be saying “McDonalds, and small restaurants with tips”. I think the larger points these idiots are making are much worse, the typical conservative nonsense that it builds character to make minimum wage when you’re 15 and that nobody works those jobs when they’re out of high school. They just need to walk into any McDonalds – or any Starbucks and actually pay attention to the people behind the counter – to realize that their assumptions are wrong.
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