Fowl Play: Trump Bravely Vows To Fight Utterly Fabricated War On Thanksgiving | Talking Points Memo

After valiantly defeating the liberals in their ceaseless war on Christmas, President Donald Trump is now promising to protect Thanksgiving from oppressive political correctness.


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In other words, Happy Covfefe.

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Trump himself is a turkey.

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This man doesn’t know any other way of communicating…lies, lies and more lies. Even about things that don’t matter.

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I am all in for changing the name from Thanksgiving to “Fuck Trump” day.

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This is what War on Thanksgiving looks like:

palinTurkey

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Once more into the breach, comrades!

Well, actually, comrades, carry on. I’ve got to rub in some ointment for these bone spurs.

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Will Cheetolini dodge THIS war too?

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Have to admit that this post applies way too often.

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Fool!

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“He compared the nonexistent Thanksgiving controversy to the equally nonexistent Christmas controversy…”

Did he blame “Bernie Bernstein” again?

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“So, perhaps what he’s talking about is just all these stories about, you know, your carbon footprint and the amount of energy you use to travel over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house,” he continued, making awkward references to both the musical “Into the Woods”

I love how young the TPM staff writers are – because the phrase “over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house” greatly predates (by 140 years) “Into the Woods”

ETA: I remembered the song because it was a perennial at the annual Christmas assemblies in elementary school – and the year my class had to sing it, i could not remember the words to save my life.

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Well, at out house it was always, “Happy Turkey Day!” Which in hindsight I must admit that we were indeed happy…but the turkey wasn’t.

It was delicious though, so there was that.

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I remember this…had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

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If people stop calling it “Turkey Day,” I might begrudgingly support this effort.
(With all due apologies to @imkmu3!)

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That is not a turkey in the background, it’s Bible Spice’s marriage. This is just the liberal media lying again.

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I was proud to serve in the 101st Gravy & Mashed Potatoes Regiment.

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God I remember the Battle of Oyster Stuffing - it was brutal.

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