Fort Bragg Says Civilian Staffer Posted Explicit Tweets On Official Account By Mistake

Good grief. When will people learn that immediately yelling “HACKED!!!” is now considered proof that it wasn’t hacked and that hacking had nothing to do with it?

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In other NC news…

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Good for her.

Capitalizing on a boner “boner.”

Free advertising is always good.

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I’m acute masturbator.

It’s like when songwriters try to rhyme rain with again. It only works if you’re Graham Chapman.

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Quinn Finite for the win!

(and the market-based 50% discount!)

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spotted on local lamposts and telephone poles

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Nailed it, perfect. Give me 500 to start.

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Do you want it on goldenrod, sand, or powder blue?

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Give me 165 of each and put a different code on each of the little slips. We want a robust, vibrant, and most of all data-driven marketing effort.

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If you pay 2 cents extra for each you can have them double-sided for your band.

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Can’t you throw it in free? This job would be very good exposure for you.

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Sir, perhaps if you had not called your band the Puppy Killers I might have some sympathy. As it is, we here at CopyRx have a strict moral code, and do not give discounts except to senior citizens on alternate Tuesdays.
Can I interest you in our punch card? Buy a filo-fax and your 5th binding job is free.

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