Feds Charge Suspect In Pelosi Attack Who Said He Wanted To Hold Speaker Hostage And Break Her Kneecaps

Can we put these OMGs on the shelf for a while? It’s normal to be in ICU post-cranial-surgery.

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Is this a joke?

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You want them to unload their glocks in the general direction of the attacker? Only about 20% of the rounds would have hit pelosi.

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That we don’t know says it all.

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Junior is trying to prove to his Daddy that he’s a lowlife scum and deserving of more Daddy love.

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Yup, he confessed to the crime and likened himself to the “founding fathers.” 1776 and all that stuff.

DEPAPE explained that he did not leave after
Pelosi’s call to 9-1-1 because, much like the American founding fathers with the
British, he was fighting against tyranny without the option of surrender. DEPAPE
reiterated this sentiment elsewhere in the interview.

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We cannot match this (thank Goodness).

But we can stop them from attaining power in Congress.

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Everywhere else they are referred to as “zip ties”, so I think that’s a mistake. Note: “zip ties”. Not “zip cuffs” or “cuff ties” as some people here are embellishing.

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I suspect that they will file charges.

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I do hope Mr. DePape enjoys a long stretch as a guest of the US Bureau of Prisons. Perhaps someone can break his kneecaps for him. What a rancid, sick piece of shit. Just like a typical MAGAt.

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She’s a woman, to start with. OBVIOUSLY unqualified to hold a man’s job like Speaker of the House.

When this jackwipe is sentenced, I hope the sentences are consecutive, and not concurrent.

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He’s blaming Paul for making him (David DePape) hit him with the hammer.

From page 6 of the criminal complaint –

f. DEPAPE stated that he pulled the hammer away from Pelosi and swung the
hammer towards Pelosi. DEPAPE explained that Pelosi’s actions resulted in
Pelosi “taking the punishment instead.”

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diversion to an institution for the criminally insane. Beats 30 years in a supermax.

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No I wanted them to grab the hammer, and pull it away, they just commanded the men to release it, one complied the other didn’t, but cops were not going to risk getting close .

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Yes. In the real version it’s two TFG tweets and praise TFG’s ass.

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A San Francisco jury will not let this piece of shit get away with an insanity plea.

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Thirty years is too good for this guy.

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He’s 42. Even if he only gets 10 years ( which I think is a considerable underestimate ) he’ll be 52, a multi felon convict and probably bound to California for years of probation. He’ll be poor, probably indigent and miserable for the rest of his life. He’ll have years to think about it too.

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Which has fuckall to do with what I said. He gets convicted of the crimes, and housed in an institution for the criminally insane.

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Speaking as a lay person, his thinking seems not the soundest. I think whatever happens, he’s going to do a long stretch in some institution with locks between him and the outside he doesn’t have the keys to.

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