If so, I hope he at least has his pants on for this encounter with law enforcement.
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If Mr. Clark is really having trouble finding a flight, I see Southwest can get him there AND it has a fare category that might vibe with him:
I hear the Cold Baloney on Stale Bread isn’t too bad at Fulton County Jail…
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Nope! Pay my bills with American Express and Delta credit card. Try it, plenty of sky miles.
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Will Trump keep 50% as a finder’s fee?
And another 25% for hosting?
And another 10% for making kind remarks?
And …
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Did this one already get posted here?
Looks like most of these traitors are getting their mugshots in earlier than the Orange Buffoon tomorrow. Most of them probably don’t want to cross paths with him at the jail. Plus trying to not do it at the last minute on a Friday is probably wise for a bunch of assholes that think they have better things to do with their time. So far all of them have put up enough money to stay out of jail.
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We’re all Clarence Thomas now.
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“Anti-environmental law” might be a more precise description.
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Cue Nelson muntz
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Is the motherfucker convicted yet?
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Whenever I’m arraigned I fly business
Treat myself I say
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I think it just as likely that no one will show, forcing Dotard to charge Rudy for all of the lavish expenses in hosting the failed fundraiser.
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Chesebro looks like if Cliff Vandercave* were a real soulless corporate thief instead of a ~cartoon one.
* The villain from the 1994 live-action Flintstones movie, played by Kyle MacLachlan.
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“Ah, yes, the old: ‘If they can prosecute me, they can prosecute you’…which is exactly what I was worried about…because if Rudy Giuliani can’t meddle in a free and fair election to overturn the results with the express purpose of installing a corrupt autocrat, then what hope is there for the rest of us, and is that really the world we want to live in? Uh, YES, that IS the world we want to live in”
Love Brian Tyler Cohen
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The expression is priceless.
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Makes for a good icebreaker later in the slammer.
You: One thing I won’t miss is getting charged twice for one bag just because my kid’s toy sticks out the end amirite!
Cellmate 1: I hear that!
Cellmate 2: [Does onomatopoeia of Seinfeld intro]
Cellmate Gang Leader: I was going to have my boyz beat you in the shower so you’d know what’s what, but now I’m making you my Chief Toilet Vintner!
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That’s what’s so weird about that whole schtick.
I hope the Fed can do this to me, if I do what these seditious fucks did.
In fact I am pissed this is all they have done so far to these criminals.
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I had to look him up but yeah, I see the resemblance. He does look like a villain. Hell, they all do, even if they think a smiling mugshot makes it less so.
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