Fake Crack Pipes: How The GOP Is Using A Conspiracy Theory To Threaten Gov’t Shutdown

Many people are saying Ron Johnson is probably a four-flusher…

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As God is my witness, Andy I thought this was an Onion article… :roll_eyes:

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The republican party is a joke.

A very bad joke, at that.

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Chasing non-existent bogeymen is the definition of paranoia. The thing is, it’s the GOP that has become the party of fearmongering, playing on people’s fears. Everything involves some amount of risk, even doing the right thing. One thing Switzerland discovered was that reducing drug addiction and abuse came out of direct democracy, something the US Senate exists to thwart. Marco Rubio’s slogan should be, “nothing succeeds like incessant failure.”

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Papa Joe talking now, drawing very clear lines on russia. Makes a little slip and says “when” instead of “if” regarding invasion.

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And yes, Senator Blackburn really is that dumb and stupid.

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Nah, that’s just Joe’s way of letting Putie know that the U.S. has hacked their internal comm systems and we have all the deets. Good to keep them on the edge a bit, we don’t want them to get complacent…

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It’ll take a lot of cookie money (donations), but the sooner M and S(inema) are made irrelevant.

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Also not an accident that, at the same time he’s talking, here’s the snapshot of the Global Hawk (which may have inadvertently shown where the carrier group is in the Med) wandering around doing touristy stuff in Ukraine.

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Marsha Blackburn holds an advanced degree in “Ignoranus Studies” from Trump University, having graduated with honors…

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Marsha Blackburn is threatening to shut down the government over fake news.

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If there was just some way that Marsha, Marsha, Marsha could take the phone from one of her assistant’s hands, and talk to the someone over at HHS that her assistant found that could answer her questions. :roll_eyes:

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She’ll eventually get the same phone calls the rest of her sort get.

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Fuck these people with a humpback whale baculum.

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Russia is threatening Ukraine and the rest of Europe, Canadian truckers nearly shut down a fair bit of commerce between the U.S. and Canada, the worst drought in 1200 yrs is ongoing in the west, but hey let’s shut down the government over something that actually doesn’t exist.

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Oh, hey, everyone who’s been all “oh, the poor dear child” over the fucking russkie, looks like she’s somehow “accidentally” managed to find herself on three different heart meds, not just the illegal one she was caught for.

Kick her ass out of the damned olympics already.

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Where there is the will, there is the way.

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Has Marsha had her daily breathalyzer test yet?

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Marsha Blackburn is from Tennessee, why is she worried about anyone smoking anything.

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I saw all this crack pipe news, and was amazed at the “coincidence” in timing with all the Sarah Palin news.

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