Epstein Has Bragged He Introduced POTUS And Melania

OBJECTIVELY bad

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Met at the Kit Kat Klub eh? Oh I’m sorry, that’s club.

Just letting that sink in and trying not to think about all the awful things fox and flunkies tried to imply about out former classy and accomplished first lady.

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You bet there are judges, prosecutors, politicians, and other professed civil servants getting those quickie knob jobs over the years that are on Epstein’s lists.

the wealthy political financier has been telling people since Trump was elected president that he was the reason Trump and Melania Trump first met.

Oh yeah…that seems about right too. We never got the real backstory proof on her immigration status only that she managed to come over here on an Einstein visa. Riiiight. Einstein. She fucking worked in the country without a work permit as I recall. That’s considered illegal btw. The timeline never made sense. Nor does her being allowed to have her parents come over as part of chain migration when just about everybody else was being prevented from doing so by tRump.

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Comet Pizza pedos!

Think about what you are saying.

She does seem to be well overage for his normal introductions…

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FIFY

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Might have been an exact quote from the legendary polyglot. Perhaps she aged out of Epstein’s harem.

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I heard that she had been soaking corks at Trump’s winery, after her time as an escort.
Trump special dispensationed her family’s chain migration.

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Meh. It’s not unreasonable.

Now - If I were going to spread ‘comet pizza’ level shit - I’d go right to the source on the dark web that was telling some WILD stories waaaay back before the Republican primaries - when the alt right was fighting it out over who would be the best neo-nazi.

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Looking more swampy by the minute.

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Trump caught in his first lie, said he had a falling out with Epstein and haven’t talked for 15 years. Flight records in Epstein’s private jet show he flew in it after he was President in 2017. Trump needs to be questioned under oath.

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Me too. Makes my teeth hurt when something so egregious comes from a “professional” journalist.

(Yes, I know Melania is being “quoted” but it’s not verbatim, ergo the writer’s paraphrasing…)

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Hell, any proper word processing software should have caught that.

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Any sixth grader would have caught it.

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Beat me to it… :grin:

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“Not unreasonable” is not a basis for spreading unsupported wish-fulfillment fantasy.

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This kind of editorial sloppiness appears too frequently.
TMP, get a copyeditor!

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No, not really - one has to watch current reality TV shows to know that most do not know or care about subject/object synchrony. ‘Her and I’s relationship’ is a standard phrase on these shows. No one is paying attention to English teachers for 12 years anymore.

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Source?

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Nicely done, Captain!

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