Federal prosecutors said in a court filing Wednesday that the Justice Department obtained a second search warrant for the phone of conservative lawyer John Eastman, who played a key role in former President Trump’s unsuccessful election steal scheme.
whooboy, foist
Not Frist, but finally, some action.
Less than a minute, and you two frist it up? Dang, man. Turd.
I wondered why Hunter Biden was trending on Twitter… direct correlation with bad news hitting about Hair Furor.
Reminds me of the scene in Little Big Man:
Custer: This man will be invaluable to me, Major.
Major: Invaluable, sir?
Custer: I almost hanged him as a renegade. Now he asks to be a scout. Oh, his game is very obvious: to lead me away from his Indian friends.
Major: Well, I still don’t quite follow you, General.
Custer: Anything that man tells me will be a lie. Therefore, he will be a perfect reverse barometer. Isn’t that correct?
Major: (Stammers) Of course, General.
Not sure what they are expecting to find on the guys phone, it’s probably not even the same one he had in the winter of 20/21.
Shit is getting real now for Trumpettes.
We just needed a little, umm, a lot of patience.
Meanwhile:
A pox on these monkeys! ™
If they’d found a way to DC on 1/6, they could’ve been heroes of the American right.
too soon?
I would not be too sure about that. It is not that these guys are not smart, it is that these guys never thought they would have to pay for their crimes, so they never thought to change out the phones because it would be a hassle or an inconvenience to them.
Give it time and they will bring back Benghazi!
It be called crimin’
And lyin’
Sir, we’re going to need to borrow your face again.
In a filing late last month, Eastman’s attorney, Charles Burnham, said …
“If the government keeps seizing electronic evidence of my client’s guilt, I, I … How can I possibly present a defense?”
Judge: That’s a good question.
Happy birthday to meeeeee and anyone else born today who wants to see the Trumpers “be brought to justice”! (I hate that term, however, ever since Bush used it.)
I mean, today has been pretty awesome.
