Discussion:

I read the story expecting to mock it, then I thought it kind of held together within the framework of vapid trivialization of important things, which seems to be what she was hired to do, then I read the comments and decided my first impulse was the correct one.

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Wasn’t she the one that simulated a blow job on her mic while broadcasting?

Stone Temple Pilots? More like Tool. But the comparison only goes as far as the name and symbolism take you.

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TCruz.
Frontman for ‘Flock of Assh^les’

jw1

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“…the lead singer kills himself to preserve a band’s legacy.”

Spoken like a true ‘libertarian.’ Crippling addiction and destruction of a human life is a totally cool way to, like, preserve the legacy of a band and stuff. Human sacrifices must be!

Like a lot of libertarian theory, I’m sure this nonsense made perfect sense in Kennedy’s head after several bong hits and a xanax, but when she brings it out into the world in the sober light of day, it’s just laughable.

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With special guest Rand Paul singing " I Ran"

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She’s 41 and she sounds like a vacuum brained teenager.

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Gravity always wins.

“Current GOP Figures Are A Lot Like '90s Rock Bands”

Yep. Washed up and making no sense.

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I’m going with Sid Vicious.

PS. Or maybe Johnny Rotten.

Egads! They sure did suck…and that hair! Fins from a ''57 Caddy…

I do wish Cruz is/was a one-hit wonder…

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I wish he would run…

far, far away.

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Kennedy? She’s Dipshit Spice.

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Maybe the article does contain some “tidbits more interesting,” but who cares? She’s just a slightly more intelligent Victoria Jackson. As someone wrote up thread - a C-List MTV personality that is now a D-List Fox “commentator.”

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Thought I was scanning the super market tabloids at checkout for a second there.

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Really…talk about an embarrassing race to the bottom.

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Lets see, hmm, I think I’ll wear my conservative costume today.

I think all three of them are Ted Nugent playing “Great White Buffalo”

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I kinda see the whole GOP as a bunch of Butt Hole Surfers. Oh, wait… I forgot we were comparing them to bands…

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Though I’ll rate Pearl Jam as ‘The Last Great Rock Band’.

jw1

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