we can settle it with a gun fight , I’ll see you by the flag pole after school.
There is nothing in the Constitution about guns. Arms, yes, but guns, no. With that in mind, I suggest that our schools need to teach knife fighting, Korean martial arts, mixed martial arts, and use of grenade launchers, with all students required to pass a test on each in order to graduate. This will tend to cut down the time available for math and science, but we don’t need that anyway, as long as we have our Bibles handy.
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It is inevitable that as gun ownership soars, the death toll will eventually greatly reduce the pool of gun customers. Just as peace is hard on the “defense” industry.
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Now THIS has got to be a SPOOF video, right? right? uh-oh.
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“Gun policy, driven by our need for guns would protect equal access to guns” Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant.
"Just like we teach them reading and writing, education, healthcare, food and retirement, saying the U.S. “subsidize[s] things we value,” and said gun policy should be no different.
Except all those other things have a purpose outside of killing other living things… they actually help living things, ya know, grow and thrive.
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Man…fuck this guy.
Even Amish, Mennonites, and Quakers?
and ReTarded
Our nation needs reproduction. We value reproduction. We subsidize reproduction.
“Reproduction policy driven by our need for reproduction would insist that we introduce young people to reproduction early and that we’d give them the skills to reproduce safely,” Johnson said. “Just like we teach them reading and writing, necessary skills. We would teach screwing and sexual competency.”
“It wouldn’t matter if they didn’t want to learn,” he added. “We would make it necessary to advance to the next grade.”
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According to the NRA, no 5-year old should be passed forward from Kindergarten until they can field-strip and reassemble a Bushmaster while crawling through barbed-wire blindfolded under live fire in a mud-pit . Then, they must scale a 40-foot wall while wearing a 50-lb backpack and “take out” a live-sized target of President Obama with at least 80% accuracy from 100 yards, in the dark, in the rain. After that they must recite the first chapter of “Atlas Shrugged” from memory and then sign a legally-binding contract stating their undying allegiance to Jesus Christ and the NRA. In their own blood. This contract also guarantees that they will “tithe” 40% of all income they make in their lives to purchasing guns and ammo from NRA-member businesses.
To the NRA, that would be an “acceptable” start.
Only then will we be “safe” from “The Terrorist Darkies”.
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