Discussion:

Would that be a vanilla torpedo?

He’s not going to let the PC police stop him from using the word “submarine.”

Tinfoil hat meets tin foil diving helmet?

Okay then, no oppo research by any candidate or the moderators. Let’s just add that to the rules. They don’t want a debate, they want a literal tea party.

Oh wait…

Tough part is figuring out who will be the Mad Hatter…

Yeah, Carson’s Jesus is incredibly accommodating.

Funny, he sits up straight and sounds much more alert when he’s plausibly accused of being a grifter. Sorta drops that narcoleptic oddball, soft-spoken shamanic prophetic messenger from a better world routine. Interesting.

On the tube where I blow corn
Lied a man who lied to me
A lie about my Mannatech
An evil submarine to gotcha me.

So I booked myself on Sean
And I cried but was never mean
And the gotchas came in waves
Secret, evil submarines.

I can dodge an evil submarine,
Evil submarines, evil submarines
I can fudge the evil submarines
Evil submarines, evil submarines

My supporters claim they’re not bored
Many mumble about my fate
As my hands begin to sway

I can dodge an evil submarine,
Evil submarines, evil submarines
I can fudge the evil submarines
Evil sunmarines, evil submarines…

Take that, liberal media!

And for us watching the GOP field its “I have no mouth and I must scream”

It wasn’t a submarine, it was a manna-ray.

I love that film.

Really excellent. This may be my driving around town music today.

He should charge that U-boat (or redirect it to attack someone else).

If only my poor effort could be blessed with Sir George Martin’s fabulous arrangement and audio engineering…
Always have thought 'Yellow Submarine" would make a good national anthem for our 1st orbital ‘nation’ at some point in the future…

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Oh gosh, now the submarines are after him. Call in the marines? The morons? Whatever.

Carson is a fool.

So now, Ben, it’s no longer about whether it’s true. It is, and you’ve been caught. Now you want it to be about how unfair it is that you were outed. Whine, whine, whine. Since the reveal of his research using fetal tissue only improved his numbers, his scamming the sick and elderly should make him unbeatable with the Party of Personal Responsibility

Thank you because I just didn’t understand the submarine reference. Thank goodness you cleared that up so I can quit scratching my head.