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The next half of his statement that apparently he forgot to say would be the current person he throw his support too. Such as it is.

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Is this The Onion? This is The Onion, right? Or Borowitz in the New Yorker? Good God, he really said that?

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He’s calling for a Walkertown in the tradition of Jonestown.

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Profiles in meh.

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he’s going to come back home and start selling off the state as fast as he can

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I am being called to lead…by quitting. By this standard, Sarah Palin is the Grand Poobah of the fucking solar system.

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So it turns out his campaign was a hypothetical. Who knew!

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Called to lead by quitting race he felt called to enter, now calling for others who heard the same call to heed his call to quit. Leadership!

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This is cartoon logic. ā€œLet’s all drop out, leaving Trump as the only candidate left, so we can beat Trump.ā€

ā€œIt appears Average Joe’s is going to forfeit.ā€

ā€œThat’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for them.ā€

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I was sure Christy was next.

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…hop on the back of your Magic Pony and ride off the cliff. Don’t worry; it’s magic, it can fly.

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I remember marching with union people in Manhattan to protest what walker was doing to public service union in his first term. I remember him getting punked on the radio and thinking he was having a secret Koch conversation in which he ran his mouth about destroying unions. I remember being scared he might actually make it to the White House. Boy it feels good to see him fall flat on his face. I guess some thanks has to go to that racist/narcissistic/lying sack of shit Trump.

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I’m having trouble with the logic here. If they all drop out, wouldn’t Trump then win by default? Or is Walker just engaging in a devious double-feint in which he drops out now, waits for others to follow, and then deviously re-enters the race? Never can tell with a canny, savvy operative like Scott the Dropout from Marquette.

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He hasn’t been told who to endorse yet —

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  1. The Koch brothers pulled the plug on his non-campaign
  2. The most he can hope for is that by the time an eventual nominee is selected that he/she might consider Snotty as VP
  3. Who gets to decide who will be in the final cage match with tRump? Jebya!? Rafael Cruz? Marco ā€œcowering from the shadow of the TeaPartyā€ Rubio? Carly Lie-o-rina? Kid Carson?
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As if he had a chance. The koch Bros. money may have done it for him in Wi. but it takes more than riding a Harley to make a man. He should have been hit with the wimp label as soon as he got in the race. I have as much winning the Republican nomination as he and I don’t have the Koch money. Who does?

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If he has to take a piss, he’ll say that God called on him to lead the way into the bathroom.

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I’m starting to wonder if the right-wing canard about Trump working for the Clintons isn’t true. Run a crazy guy who destroys the gainsaying party. It’s like a fantasy or a goofy script.

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Okay, I was confused at first but I just watched the video and now I get it–St. Ronnie the Ravenheaded called down from Heaven to Walker and asked him to be a leader. I’m guessing something similar happened to Sarah Palin when she quit her govenorship.

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Or, the Kochs don’t want his loser brand to stain the next candidate they back.

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