Discussion:

My condolences.

“Ron Paul Unsure If Military Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring.”

Make a few changes and it seems more plausible

Ron Paul Unsure If The Brain from the Planet Arous Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring

Ron Paul Unsure If The Creature from the Black Lagoon Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring

Ron Paul Unsure If It, the Terror from Beyond Space, Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring

Ron Paul Unsure If The Queen of Outer Space Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring

Ron Paul Unsure If The Creeping Unknown Will Take Over Texas, But Glad Governor Is Monitoring

etc.

3 Likes

Couldn’t we nicely just ask Texas to leave the Union?

RoPaul admires GrAbbott

Contents of characters immeasurable…due to lack of interest.

John Ellis’s wife is press shy so that means only Poppy and Barb. And a son. or a sibling.

1 Like

Yes Ron, because well one can never be too sure, and the first letter of “Jade Helm” just happens to be the first letter of “John Birch Society”, and GOP stands for “Government of the Paranoid”. First they came for Christians, and I did nothing. Then they came for our marriages, and I did nothing. Now there is a chance they come for my gun, and all hell will break loose.

1 Like

The “firm” part seems excessively generous.

1 Like

Jeez, next thing you know, people will be saying it’s possible the Feds would go to war to bring this about.

From racist newsletters to preptard videos–who says you can’t teach on old whack-job new tricks!

1 Like

The Nut sure didn’t fall far from the Nut Tree.

Ron Paul has been GRIFTING off of the “Gub’Mint is coming to KILL YOU” bit for many years, and the election of a Black Man was just icing on the top.

2 Likes

Crack, meet pot.

As Darth says, “The Crazy Is Strong With Him”.

** Tin foil over here, get 'yer tin foil!**

1 Like

You know, there are your right-wing nut jobs who are fanatically illogical about right wing stuff, then you have the plain and simple nut jobs who are fanatically illogical about a wide variety of things. It amazes me that anyone actually takes either of these two seriously.

BTW… Not so sure Jeb’s wife is that shy or something else is going on. When Jeb was elected governor, she never moved into the governor’s mansion. He would fly her up for special occasions but basically they were separated the entire time. Those familiar with the circumstances said that she refused to leave her friends and social life in south Florida to live in a Podunk southern town like Tallahassee. There was also an understanding about the young female aide that accompanied him about town. Someone mentioned her in an article in the paper, but that was swiftly and completely shut down by Jeb.

Just saying… that shy story just seems like an excuse of some kind.

The exercise, known as “Jade Helm 15,” has sparked multiple conspiracy theories, including one that speculates the military will use shuttered Wal-Mart stores to stage its takeover of western states.

What is happening to job creation in these western right-to-work states anyhow?

dementia is so sad.