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Curiously, ‘stretch hummer’ was Palin’s nickname back in her TV sports anchor days…

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Thanks for the white trash update.

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Nothing says class like a stretch Hummer limousine LOL!

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Dear TPM graphic design person: My compliments on the choice of photo there. È perfetto!(Kisses bunched fingertips and flings open hand into air.)

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If the Palins were ever in The White House

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Who Would Jesus Punch?

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Jesus Punch? Isn’t that when Barstool mixes wine coolers and Everclear?

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“The source said the former Alaska governor was “nearly crawling on top of people” during the second melee in an attempt to get into the mix, all while screaming and shouting profanities.”

(OK God, here’s the deal: you produce the video and I’ll go back to church every Sunday for 52 Sundays.)

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You beat me by six minutes. The photo perfectly fits the article. Kudos and congratulations.

Is this really the most important news to be reported at the moment?

Is this really what needs to hold the most prominent spot on TPM’s front page?

Really?

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I have to add a sentence before I can post ROTFLMAO

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I’ll bet you are getting a real kick out of this. I must say I got a kick out of your comment about sexting your wife

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Thank You John McCain, for the rest of my life I will be beset by news of this White trash family.

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Do you only read the headline story in the daily paper? Do you only watch the first 2 minutes of a newscast?

Try googling “Law of relative privation”

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She’s looking mighty long in the tooth these days - a far cry from the attractive Governor of just 6 years ago. Hate does horrible things to people, doesn’t it?

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I think it has more to do with the fact that Merle Norman had to quit making “Beige #4 Spackle” due to FDA rulings.

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OMG. That made me laugh out loud!!

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The young’uns aren’t real prone to marriage, they just like baby making part … so there’s no hope.

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Stop it. I am dying here. This is better than the movies.

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