Discussion: Zinke Spent $14K-Plus To Take Gov Helicopters To Events Around D.C

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John Wayne Cowboy Wannabe motherfucker
His kind really make me puke

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To be fair, he saves public money by, instead of having the helicopter land, he abseils down, head first using only his legs, while firing a submachine gun in each hand, for old times’ sake.

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Saving taxpayer money is for suckers. And Democrats. But my Republican’t friends would say I’m being redundant…

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Can’t be bothered by the peons on the ground. Navy seal grifter gotta fly.

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This is the exact same crap that got him kicked out of the SEALs.

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As head of the EPA is very important to be sure you burn as much fuel as possible to set the right example

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So basically he’s using helicopters to get him from optional events to events actually associated with his job. And because he can.

(Once I had a colleague who stretched office policy on taking cabs to justify hiring a limo to go from his office to a meeting at a hotel two blocks away. He did not last.)

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It’s far more important for a mom to be on time at a daycare pickup than it is for the Secretary of the Interior to be anywhere ever. So schedule your day more carefully, fuckface, and take a cab next time. Man, I can’t wait for the next election to come and we take out some of this trash.

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Zinke is Interior, not EPA.

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I am just waiting for him to accidentally let slip drop Leonna Helmsly type response.

You don’t justify such ridiculous behavior (on this, his personal ‘flag flying’, etc.) without holding that level of entitlement.

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He can be forgiven for getting his grifters mixed up though.

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Agreed. IMO, Pruitt is a much more egregious grifter, too…so its an understandable mistake.

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Right… I got my Steaming turds mixed up.

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Wouldn’t riding his horse out of DC make him eligible for the free HOV lane?

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These people make Grant’s administration look clean as a whistle.

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And they both are about the worst pick for the agency they been charged with leading.

But under that metric we could confuse any given Cabinet member with any other.

(Mattis notwithstanding, being the only Cabinet member at all suited for his position)

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Suggestion to Zinke: Uber or Lyft

If that doesn’t work out, I am sure there are bus passes available.

Aw, c’mon. I’ve seen the videos of Perry on Dancing with the Stars. The guy is exhibiting some serious Energy there. :joy:

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Tell that to Missouri’s Governor Greitens.