Little did furry Brandon realize jail would involve ass shaving…
Sessions: This is persecution of white man. He let The Gays live. What else do you want?
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I spent a couple winters camping out iin a parachute teepee on Boca Chca Key, worked in Key West gardening and I caught and sold fish to the sandwich shops… applauding sunset at Mallory Square was a real trip… more than a few times.
“be the conch”
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Obviously not a graduate of Sizzler University…
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Apparently he must have been on break from the newly fired coal plant to be able to threaten people. Or maybe he got tired of waiting in the wrapping-around-the-block line at the Army recruitment center to sign up and go fight ISIS.
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A North Carolina man is accused of felony aggravated battery and a hate crime after he allegedly ran down two men in Key West, Florida, pelting them with homophobic slurs and allegedly telling them "you live in Trump country now.”
“Trump country”?
Now there’s a country that should be on the terrorist watch list.
Why can’t we restrict immigration from there?
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Cue the banjo’s…
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The kicker is that we know this sad sack of crap is probably on some kind of government assistance.
Maybe the jail can do a webcam show where we get to see him going through withdrawal from the opioids or the meth.
Trash.
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Nah, he missed the entire ladder,
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Central casting Trump voter.
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Deplorable is as deplorable does.
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What self-respecting redneck goober gay-bashing homophobe rides a fucking scooter? I hope he at least had the decency to hang some TruckNutz off the back end.
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Comment of the year.
Unfortunately.
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I’m shocked to hear that alcohol was involved.
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Was he wearing a smoking jacket and heavily scented with Drakkar Noir?
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Let me just say that I used to spend Spring Break back in the 80s in Key West and back then, there was nothing better than tooling around on a scooter. No parking problems and you could get from one side of the island to the other in 10 minutes.
That said, this asshole is an asshole.
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So these dumb idiots committing crimes in the name of trump, do they trump gives a damn about them when they sitting up in prison?
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He looks like the guy that confronted me one day in my local, small town park, about a month before the election. He noticed my Hillary button and decided he wanted to um…“debate” with me. He mostly wanted to rant about Obamacare and his lack of a job. I took the bait until my husband showed up and gave me the hook. I bet that clueless asshole still doesn’t have a job. Duh.
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I’m sure the OSG will soon be on television condemning this act of bigotry and stupidity. I also want a pony and a unicorn.
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We used to camp on Bahia Honda and make the drive to KW for Spring Break fesitivities back in the 80s. Sunset at Mallory was truly a trip…literally in more than a few cases…
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