Add the Comey troubles to the travel troubles and it will be a very Grumpy Trump.
Steak and Ketchup? I think that’s bullshit. But he’ll definitely get his two scoops, rattle and squeeze toy.
Steak and ketchup. He hasn’t even left yet, and I’m already embarrassed.
Don’t even think about forgetting his french fries. And they better have crinkles!
In Saudi Arabia, people with knowledge of the planning for Trump’s trip say the caterers are planning to offer the president steak and ketchup alongside the lamb and hefty portions of rice on the menu. All the meat will have been butchered in a Shariah-compliant halal manner as per Islamic custom.
I Sharia flaw in this plan.
Don’t forget to give 'em the old double thumbs up at every opportunity. I hear the Arabs love it.
I’m just happy they didn’t also give him some applesauce for dessert, cup of milk for drink, or canned beets as a side. With some prunes for snacks.
He’s often surrounded by long-time friends …
He has friends?
He is about the only person in the world that will make the bastards of the House of Saud look classy. The Pope is already looking for priests to volunteer exorcising the whole Vatican after he leaves.
That’s a polite word for co-conspirators.
How many hours in will Trump set the first international incident of this trip into motion?
My guess is that there will be awkward moments and small offenses - but when he gives the Steve Miller speech on Islam - that will set off round one. There biases are so deep, that it is hard to imagine they could clean up the language enough to a) make the point they intend (to recruit commitment to help fight Isis), and b) not directly and seriously insult the audience. And then there will be all the time that he simply discusses the election (how great he is) and the “witch hunt.”
Steak and ketchup? (Btw, Nixon liked ketchup too).
Is comfort food going to suffice? What about the prostitutes? Isn’t Trump used to having all the best prostitutes, even ones willing to pee on the bed, when he travels?
He better avoid any tea from waiters with Russian accents.
Hahaha, this will be awesome! Pampered cranky man baby with signs of frontal lobe shrinkage, terrible jet lag, constant voice in his head raging about the way too tall Comey wouldn’t kow tow, how Flynn might not be totally in on board with omertà , how that fake prig Pence has set up his own PAC, and, goddamit, how now they’re saying that Twitter won’t be accessable when traveling? Add to that all the freakish food that will be shoved in his face and hopefully he’ll outdo George HW Bush’s hurl storm in Tokyo. For sure he will leave a trail of insults, lies, and outright buffoonery in his lumbering wake. MAGA!
The Buffoon of the Free World Tour ?
If we’re lucky he won’t come back.
Yeah, seriously, it’s like all of the worst “ugly American” stereotypes…
I hope it goes like National Lampoon’s Vacation - without any fun on the roller coaster ride at the end.
I cannot believe that Trump would first go to a tyrannical and repressive country that promotes a virulently intolerant and evil wahabbi sunni cult of islam that espouses jihad, practices sharia law and funds terrorism across the world. This is the country that sent the majority of the 9-11 terrorists that attacked NYC. This is the first country Trump choose to visit?
Follow the flow of Saudi money to the Trump family before and after the visit folks.