Discussion: Woman Stabbed Husband For Starting Thanksgiving Dinner Without Her

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no doubt later exclaiming: “Look what you made me do!”

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Just wait until she beheads him for finishing the leftovers while she was in jail.

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Blake’s boyfriend says she’d been drunk earlier in the day and attacked him after waking up from a nap. He says she stabbed him and then threw the knife, striking him just below the left eye.

Step 1:
“We admitted we were powerless over alcohol— that our lives had become unmanageable.”

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You know, he should probably avoid disclosing to her that he sometimes, uh, satisfies his own needs. No telling what she’d do with that knife.

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Help me out here. I’m not sure how to fill in the blank in this sentence:

According to the NRA, the situation would have had a better resolution if the ___ had a gun.

Should it be:
–girlfriend?
–boyfriend?
–couple?

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Note to TPM headline writer:

The article notes that the man is the attacker’s boyfriend, not husband.

Domestic violence and sleeping off a bender. Does she realize what a poor example she’s setting for America’s youth?

This is America. When you’re unhappy with someone, you don’t stab them; you shoot them with a gun.

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Picky, picky, picky. :smile: Who ya gonna believe, TPM’s headline writer or the Associated Press? A tough call, I grant you.

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If he had eaten the pie without her, he would have been dead. Dinner is one thing; dessert an entirely different matter.

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So she’s also charged with:

“… making terroristic threats.”

That’s how out of bend the justice system has become. Even in a domestic violence situation as American as apple pie, the perps are now slapped with terror related charges.

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I can appreciate that she was upset when she woke up, but these folks need to address their underlying problems. You simply cannot stab your way to a healthy relationship.

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Right! A healthy relationship takes communication AND stabbing.

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The make-up nookie for this episode is gonna move mountains.

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What an uplifting Thanksgiving story, highlighting what an exceptional country America is.

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This is why the Palins use sporks at meals instead of regular cutlery.

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Sounds like a charmer’! And soon to be back on the market. Oh…guys!!! BooYah!

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Husband or boyfriend? (What am I doing reading this shit??)

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I think it would have been better if the turkey had a gun.

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