Me: So, I want to do this thing.
Lawyer: Actually, you can’t do that. That’s illegal.
PROJECT VERITAS HEADLINE: LAWYER ADVISES CLIENT ON DOING ILLEGAL THING!!!1!!
Me: So, I want to do this thing.
Lawyer: Actually, you can’t do that. That’s illegal.
PROJECT VERITAS HEADLINE: LAWYER ADVISES CLIENT ON DOING ILLEGAL THING!!!1!!
Clearly, clearly, clearly, the investigation should be done by someone with good credentials, like, say Sheriff Arpaio, then we’d get to the bottom of all these illegal/liberal voters.
Quite so. Struck it out and fixed in the original, thanks.