What’s the word on Jared’s (lack of) security clearance?
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Still lacking in that department.
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Or a pattern of incompetence.
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Because it’s not the money they want paid back…
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OK, when is this jackass boy-toy going to jail?
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Hey, if Ivanka’s Daddy gets a mulligan for screwing a porn star, why shouldn’t Jared get a few dozen for not filling out his forms correctly? Y’all some harsh judges.
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Before Cush went on to feed at the public trough, he ran a newspaper in NY and became a useful idiot for Russian hackers and Wikileaks.
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We have no shortage of Fredos in this administration, but I think we just found our Carlo.
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This guy is using up a lot of federal resources.
Can’t he be charged with “obstructing data processing” or something? The government could have had 40 non-criminals cleared!
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Harvard College is a very expensive dating service that offers some classes.
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But the 41st time? Its not a mistake, its a clear pattern of mulligans. FIFY
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“Mistakes”?? No, these were deliberate lies and misstatements. Lock him up!
“Kushner representative confirmed the errors, attributing them to data entry and accounting mistakes.”
It’s always someone else’s mistake isn’t it? Just the way it is with daddy-in-law.
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Lock Him Up!
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A confidential source recently told me Kushner’s employees’ ongoing tsunami of innocent mistakes are proof “Jared is beyond reproach, like all of my people. I won’t hire people who are reproachable, those that aren’t above and beyond, like way, way beyond reproach, or what have you. Even if it’s an unpaid position, which his is, and he’s only doing this because of his love for this country, like mine — I love this country, I love this country, just like he does — and he was hired because he can’t be reproached. I won’t hire people who can be reproached. I have all the best people, all the best people. Believe me.”
The source went on to further “clarify” the situation, saying, “Michael, oh sorry, Jared is in business, he is really a businessman, a fairly big business, as I understand it. I would say probably the big thing is his business, and they’re looking into something having to do with his business. From what I understand, they’re looking at his businesses. I don’t know his business, but [the investigation] doesn’t have to do with me.”
“Look, [Kushner] is a real businessman, like me. And we’re unreproachable.”
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All I can say is that I rather my daughters be lesbians than having as useless incompetent idiot as son in law.
You make it sound like it would be a bad thing.
(I know that’s not what you meant. It’s just the way it read twas odd.)
@robb_ludwig @epicurus No. No. No. Do not lock up Jared! Don’t lock anyone up … yet. These guys are so inept, so breathtakingly stupid, they all function, in essence, as Mueller’s no-cost investigators. Just let 'em talk. This is the Three Stooges with a cast of thousands in a descending order of competence. Everything they do, they do illegally. All Mueller has to do is sit back and watch; ever notice FOX News broadcasts and various Twitterers provide a gold mine of evidence?
Consider: When a mental deteriorate like Ghouliani has to tell POTUS — the President of the United States! — not to call his mob lawyer and wannabe fearless tough guy (just like fearful, “closeted” Roy Cohn!) Michael “Pit Bull” Cohen on his unsecured smartphone you know it’s GOLD!
And that’s just ONE EXAMPLE!
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This confidential source wasn’t John Barron, was it??
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When we’re over 16 months into a new administration, and the foreign-regime-installed grifter-President’s nepotistic advisor/son-in-law is still correcting myriad hundreds of lies in his federal filings, perhaps it’s time to put the word “Mistakes” in scare quotes. Like this:
Whoops! Jared Kushner Made Even More “Mistakes” In His Federal Filings
I’m just sayin’.
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This boy is so stupid that he answered the question “Eyes?” on his driver’s license application with “2”.