Trump: As you can see, I am really powerful:
- I had Obama release his long form birth certificate to prove he is a Real American.
- Now I am forcing my opponent to release her health history.
- I will never release my Taxes or health records.
Just imagine what I will do as POTUS. I learnt all this from Sir Putin.
White House Spokesman: Obama Confident That Clinton Is Fit To Be Prez
White House Spokesman: Obama Confident That Trump Is Fit To Be Tied Up.
Hillary’s Opponent is just one man, with one vote. The real problem is those who choose to support him. Let’s ensure that they are the minority of voters in November. GOTV, let’s elect a qualified contender for the office, not a carnival barker.
Reason #52 why I dig Patton Oswalt:
Imagine how much more constructive and happy a society we’d be without the GOP’s constant, unrelenting stupidity. Wouldn’t that be something?
Joe chimes in.
Vice President Biden on Monday weighed in on news of Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia diagnosis, saying the Democratic presidential nominee is in good health.
“Hillary’s health is good,” Biden told Clinton workers during a stop at her new campaign office in Charlotte, N.C., according to a reporter traveling with the vice president.
“I’ve had pneumonia. I don’t know about any of you. I’ve had walking pneumonia. What you do, you take antibiotics and you rest a little bit,” Biden said.
“And she’s been transparent about her health. … So we’re in good shape. And I’m encouraging her –– if the doctor says take three days off, take six days off,” Biden said.
That’s our ideal world… we would be doing serious policy discussion now, and more taxpayers money would have been invested in helping people instead of in stupid investigations. 
So, all that trump has released on his health is a really stupid letter from a very strange gastroenterologist feel good doctor who likely, as some have said, prescribes the diet pills donnie likes so much.
And nothing about his very very suspect taxes. Bet’cha there’s stuff about Russian oligarchs in there and the mob…let’s us not forget them. And that he’s gamed the system so he pays less in tax than the average working stiff while raking in millions.
If he gets elected is he gonna dump on the annual custom of the first family releasing their taxes?..Assuming he doesn’t nuke us in a war with Iran before then.
It’s a shame that this is what we’ve come to as a country. Whoever the asshole that said “all is fair in love, war and politics!” is wrong. War is so much more civilized than this.
I have a new level of disdain for the republican party. It’s a disgust that I cannot put into words. My vocabulary isn’t vast enough.
Trump has denied us the policy discussions we should be having about now. These days it’s more important who is the better carnival barker. Who has better hair. And rude hand gestures.
I’ve learned that TPM is a good place to expand one’s vocabulary…at least as far as insults go
This is true. It’s still frightening. Trump is unfit, unqualified, and a fraud. Americans can’t let this happen to our country. Somebody tell me that this nightmare will soon be over.
November 8th I am told there will be a Donneybrook (snicker) and a certain blowhard will hafta eat crow. Publicly. and for years afterward he will hafta explain away his loss to a hugely qualified woman. At best he will be a guest of Howard Stern…again. And he will suffer the ignominy of fading into obscurity
But until November we will have to endure the hourly dishing of Donnyderp
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When I was a kid lying wasn’t tolerated. Neither was stupidity. Education was the way out of poverty. To be intelligent was to be admired. Today it is the opposite. We deny scientific evidence. Science to the GOP is liberal. Facts have an inherent liberal bias they say. We are supposed to embrace derp. Embrace racism. embrace misogyny, go to trump u and get rich automatically without any effort on your part. Just fork over $15 grand and you’re in the 1%!!!
These will cheer y’all up.
My fave: Patton Oswalt 
@pattonoswalt
Wait, so Hillary has PNEUMONIA and she’s still campaigning as hard as she is? You realize how badass that is, right?
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This is not a story. Disappointed that this would need to be reported