Discussion: White House On Whether Trump Wants To Fire Sessions: 'Not Than I Know Of'

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Not…That…I…Know…Of…

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Yes, that was for real.)

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“Not that I know of,” Sanders replied.

Now that Hope Hicks won’t be there to feed this parrot her lines, I think we’re going to get more goodies like this.

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Thank you press secretary Sgt. Schulz

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Is this a ‘not so’ little white lie?

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That’s some top-notch press secretarying I must say!

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The Fool requires attention, he will do whatever it takes to get it.

End of the fucking story.

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Cut him some slack. He’s on TV at this very moment “solving Opioids”

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I heard Sessions, always the quintessential Southern gentleman, got a nice to go order of crow last night for the Donald. Word is it pairs nicely with a 12 pack of Diet Coke.

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Ms. Huckabee-Sanders, do you contribute anything of value to this administration? Are you at all useful to anyone in any capacity?

Not that I know of.

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Not Schultz. Frau Linkmeyer

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Sessions has been around government for a long long time and has seen a lot of shit.
I suspect his recent uppitiness and pushback is directly related to what he’s hearing.
He figures the countdown clock has started on Donnie and he will get along just fine with racist douchebag Pence

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What do you know, Sarah?

That’s what we get from a person who attended Ouachita Baptist University, where she majored in Falsehood Telling and related subjects.

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The more charitable folks call Trump and his administration “unconventional.” I call it fucked up.

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“The president has full confidence in Mr. Magoo,” said Annie Wilkes.

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It certainly appears that everyone is abandoning Donnie at this crucial juncture. The guy who isn’t loyal to anyone can’t find anyone loyal. Go figure.

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I was thinking more Wertmuller character in body type.

I can only hope Sanders goes to jail too.

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“Does the President want to get rid of his attorney general?” a reporter asked at the press briefing Thursday.

“Not that I know of,” Sanders replied.

… Trump said Sessions’ performance in the job was “DISGRACEFUL,”…

So, Sarah, how many other appointees does Chiselin’ Trump retain, despite their job performance being “DISGRACEFUL?”

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“Not that I know of,” Sanders replied.

That’s the ticket. Everyone believes you now.

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