The “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd” was a nice touch.
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What’s Shitburner doing in D.C.?
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It’s already started - as soon as I saw the story I ran here to read the comments - http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/05/20/sources-armed-individual-shot-by-secret-service-near-white-house.html?intcmp=hpbt4 - they are as deliciously deranged as I had hoped.
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And here you go…they are absolutely latching onto that conspiracy theory…just look at the idiots’ comments:
“This is an attention getter by Obama…”
“Hmmmmm…I wonder how he knew not to be there…”
“He’s trying to counteract Trump’s endorsement by the NRA…”
Oy vey…
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Where was Wayne LaPierre?
@sniffit: I just hadda do it. Excuse me while I go wash my … everything.
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Calling Michele Fiore.
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Republicans are praying that the shooter is black.
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Everyone remember when W (Oedipus Tex) said he’d reopen Pennsylvania Avenue adjacent to the White House?
Good times. Good times.
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The police took care of it. The NRA guys were at a meeting.
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Just another day in NRA land!
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A few suggested changes for Fox News… to feed the wild conspiracy theorists…
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Now that is a horrifying statistic. Fuck the NRA asshole bastards
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Kudos to you for having the stomach to even go there. Doesn’t surprise me considering they live in their own bubble universe
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Brilliant
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But there are Starbucks everywhere! Ammogeden is here.
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I know this, the gun is innocent until proven guilty because guns are people too.
But enough with the logic and seriousness.
There are like 9 trillion guns in America, registered-unregistered-misregistered-stolen-and somehow otherwise misappropriated. They are supposed to shoot, they are made to kill. That they do what they are intended to do is not a crime, it in fact should be rewarded with like Senatorships and shit.
9 trillion guns can’t be wrong and it isn’t wise to tell them that they are, just sayin’.
Guns are a peace lovers best friend, unless you say that they aren’t and then you’re fair game for gun vitriol and bullet bullying.
Guns defy logic and could give a hot damn about it as well. They win because they kill and can whoop a hammers ass. Swimming pools genuflect to guns and semi-lethal shit bows down.
The NRA thinks that they are micro-managing guns but the guns will become self aware and unload on the NRA for a warm up then start popping caps just to prove their street cred.
The real Terminator is upon us and all the same, It…Will…Be…Back!
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Shot once by the Secret Service in the abdomen. The Secret Service didn’t fuck around on this one…good!
Via Twitter!!
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In all seriousness, I fear now more for our President’s life than at any other time in his two terms. I was scared when he was first elected, but then my fear died down as it looked like no one was coming for him. With the advent of Trumpism, though, the racist flames are fanned higher and higher, and it’s just a matter of time before one of these nuts take a potshot at him. I hope it doesn’t come before he leaves office. Once he does, I think the motivation to do him harm will subside.
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Was he wearing a Trump t-shirt…?
So much for that well-regulated militia; right, Supreme Court?