And moron continues his tour of the American underbelly speaking to his people.
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So thatās why the #1 Pin is also known as the Head Pin!
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Hereās the perfect victim for when you need to make that spare:
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Those who golf are familiar with two kinds of shots: Hooks and slices. Bowlers traditionally have only one of these types of shots, i.e., hooks, until now!
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Wouldnāt every shot result in a split?
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I was about to place the order for our National Guillo-bowl Team jerseys ā āEl Decapitadores!ā ā when I thought, "Iām not sure what @dannydorko wants his title to be: āTeam Captainā, āHead Bowlerā or, perhaps, āHead Head Bowlerā? (I really like āEl Cabeza Jefeā ā itās got je ne sais quoi and it goes with the team name!)
I donāt know what the hell you want on your goddamned shirt. Hereās what I do know: Custom embroidery costs money!
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I donāt know, either. But, Iām ready for a beer frame!
Would marco de la cerveza go nicely on my shirt?
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Thatās not a title. Thatās a wish.
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Is that Don Rasmussen?
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Can I offer a suggestion for the team logo?
The face of an enlarged Lincoln penny, with the text āYou loseā.
Too subtle?
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Yes, Don Asmussen, The Bad Reporter, I donāt know what Iād do without him esp. now that Iāve mastered the snipping tool 
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