I had a childhood friend that was also dropped on his head early in his youth.
Token for Faux.
Lemme guess…Brietbart has an another opening.
Clarke will become a regular fixture on Fox “News”. This will allow the station’s elderly racist audience to claim “Clarke is one of the few good colored”.
Senate? Trump cabinet…oh wait he’s black never mind…
That cowboy hat is soooooo Milwaukee…
I’m desperately searching for a word that rhymes with “indictment.”
Now he has plenty of time to catalogue his medals. Or he can compare them with the recently ousted Seb Gorka. “Look I earned this one in downtown Milwaukee in the battle of Laverne and Shirley”. “This is the one I was awarded after I had it out with Lenny and Squiggy” Gorka “I have you one better, this is my dads WWII Hungarian fascist medal”.
When he does announce what his plans are, why don’t you just keep it to yourself.
Old cowboys never die. They just wear phony hero-bling and join the Trump administration.
I’m desperately searching for a word that rhymes with “indictment.”
After he joins Fox or Breitbart, it’ll be “incitement.”
The only way is to reference a second indictment. Indictment rhymes with indictment. That is sweet poetry.
How about a ride off into the sunset?
Cockroaches always find a new dark corner in which to hide, stew and plot.
He wants to spend more time with his beard.
Maybe he can replace this black Republican from Michigan that won’t talk about how great the confederacy was…talk about a crazy fucked up story
Hopefully it will be a short rope and a tall tree, or at least jail.
How about a padded cell?? He’s been foaming at the mouth for a long time now… 
There’s “incitement.”