Discussion: 'What About The Alt-Left?' Trump Lashes Out In Impromptu Press Conference

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I thought that in this presser Trump was very presidential, compared to…

I don’t know, chewing on the rug, barking at the moon, eating some excrement. What does the guy have to do before the people charged by the 25th Amendment to get him out of office start to think about maybe doing their duty?

This is a man who is crying for help. He desperately wants us to reverse the terrible mistake he made running for the office, an office even he wasn’t crazy enough to imagine he had any shot at winning, but precisely because it is the ultimate status symbol, he can’t just quit himself. So he acts out in ever more florid and flamboyant ways to goad us into doing what he can’t do himself.

Give the man what he wants and make us all happy. Trump gets to play golf 365 days a year. Pence gets to be president. The rest of us get to go back to having known quantity crappy politicians running the country instead of some guy who any day now will start chewing the rug.

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Close by, in Charlatansville

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Maybe. Those investigations will not go away simply because he is no longer president.

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That’s the group of Hard Core Liberal Progressive Democrats that take names and numbers and kick ass and re-distribute the wealth of the 1% to the rest of us and cure cancer and end the War on Drugs and provide FREE HealthCare Insurance for all and Abortions on Demand and Renaming the Washington Redskins and Stop Global Climate Change and end Fossil Fuels and … wait, what, time to take my medications?

Okay.

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No, totally on topic. That’s what this is all about. Progress, or regression, stagnation, and death.

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What about the alt-left that came charging at them?” he asked separately. “What about the alt-left that came charging at the, as you say, the alt-right?

Because, you know, the alt-left has been a thing now since before the 2016 election (which donnie won in an electoral college landslide - has he ever told you about that?). But the alt-right, well, that sounds like something the fake news media (so sad! Bad ratings!) made up just since that leftist cultural Markit ran into his car into that crowd of protesteors on Saturday. “Sick!”

“I didn’t wait long, I didn’t wait long, I didn’t wait long,”

The article doesn’t note this, but this was actually part of a song donnie sung. Didn’t come off well, though - he tried to accompany himself on piano but his fingers couldn’t span more than two keys, so he had to settle for hurling his own shit at the keys to play chords. Kind of how a troop of monkeys presented with a piano would do it. It was quite the presser, believe me!

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This was the single most despicable set of words strung together by an American president in my lifetime (circa 1982).

Then again, not close. All the other contenders were previous doozies from him.

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Compare that to the UVA President and her no could imagine bs.

Look, it’s not really that hard. “You are wrong and full of misguided hate. We don’t want you here and will not allow you to turn our place into a place to advance your hate.”

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I can’t tell you how happy I am to see you back. It’s safe to say we’ve all been thinking you in the last few days. It’s a terrible thing to have your peaceful hometown invaded and then have your peace of mind disturbed by the orange thing. There’s not much else I can offer in the way of support but you can have as much as you want and need from our virtual friends.

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You’re using “Alt-Facts” again D2S.

Trump-ism, totally made up! Ask Trump.for explanation!

Okay, so imagine that he gets convicted of a whole laundry list of white collar crimes. Even if he for some reason is not given a blanket pardon by even a D successor who is intent on looking forward not backward, he gets sent to some minimum security federal facility where he gets to play golf 365 days a year, because there’s no percentage for his successor in doing anything but bending over backwards to not make a martyr out of the idiot.

“Alt-left” actually was a somewhat useful term for people supposedly on the left like Glenn Greenwald, Michael Tracey, and TYT who claim that Russia didn’t do anything at all to interfere with the election and that Trump is not that big a deal (see, for example, Greenwald’s recent piece on how the “Deep State” trying to minimize Trump’s damage is a bigger threat than Trump himself).

Now, of course, Trump has going and ruined it, much like he did to “fake news”.

Well, the answer from me would be:
"I don’t care about what you own where, but I care about, who owns you!"

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He really should have taken this opportunity to push Alex Jones’ “the nazis were actually jews, false flag op!”-angle. I’ll go and tweet it to him, maybe we’re still in time, or do you think his attention span is already over this? On to the next unbelievable situation…

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Not by me.

Quick! Conservative talk radio. Gin up the concept that an alt-left exists, then attack the hell out of it.

Maybe we can keep fooling Republican voters.

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Well of course not. I’m sure your tastes are more discriminating but through Mr. Munchkin’s eyes, she’s a true beauty. Hopefully she’ll make his life a living hell, as he did to so many desperate families.

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