Just hand everyone answering phones a list of all the major players in the administration and go down the list then begin again.
Does room service have Prince Albert in a can?
“Call the newspaper we don’t like (but desperately seek the approval of) and complain at them for us” is such a low-energy strategy it is best expressed in nanoelectronvolts.
Pitiful.
I would have to say no, only because the phrase “dadburned varmint” doesn’t appear anywhere. But it does read like it was written by an 8th grader who feels he unfairly lost a student council election.
All jokes and gallows humor aside, we’re truly in a scary place. Look at that demented (Trump-dictated) statement, from a WH press secretary! Holy fucking shit. The pot’s boiling over fast. I’m hardly the first to say this, but this malevolent buffoon’s reign is far worse than I ever could have imagined – and, like so many of us, I expected the absolute worst! It’s beyond comprehension, yet we must comprehend it in order to deal with it.
In any case, I think the NYT should email the White House a link to theirown list of all Senate-confirmed appointees and say “It’s one of them”
“failing NYT”
No reporter should ever show up to a WH press briefing as long as this asshole is press secretary.
“You tell me the name of that anonymous op ed author or I’ll cancel my — I mean, I’ll boyco — I’ll continue to never read your paper forever and ever. Again! Twice on Sundays!”
Another major disappointment indeed. Too funny.
I fully expect one of them to repeatedly crash their truck into the offices of the New York Post within the next few days, sending an entire Kinkos-worth of flyers, replete with the requisite typos, raining onto 6th Avenue.
Well, it is only Thursday noon.
Hmm
It is only Thursday noon.
Might be a good time for something else embarrassing or compromising and totally radical to show up. Just so we can watch the fallout over Friday’s normal news cycle.
Oh and for sure everyone over at the Times is just quaking in their boots.
Trump can’t even tell when he’s been outplayed.
O I think tomorrow would be an excellent time for Mueller to drop an indictment for Don,Jr. on their heads. hahahaha
Desperate people do desperate things.
Such professional language!
Like area codes, The Department of Deciding Stuff has determined that the (weekday) News Cycle is not accurate enough for the current situation and henceforth shall be labeled with the hour , like - Thursday.11 News Cycle.
If anyone would know wild and reckless it would be Trump.
You are close, it was: