Whoopdyshit what the dotard believes. No doubt he believes Mueller’s investigation is a witch hunt. He believes he’s a successful businessman. He believes Americans actually love him. He believes he has big, beautiful hands.
His beliefs are not merely contrary to reality, they are orthogonal to reality. Completely uncorrelated.
He is a sad, strange little man, and no one cares what he thinks except those who grovel at him.
Witch hunts, historically speaking, almost invariably found witches. This is what Trump fears most.
Trump knows he is guilty but he does not believe we have the right to do anything about.
He is now and always has been so wonderful that the laws are for others and he is above others.
If Whiny has been chosen by God to be president, how come there are so many witches in his campaign and administration? I mean 22 indictments and over 70 charges so far.
Of course it is and so far they found the Wicked Witch of the West and are closing in on the Wicked Witch of Mar-a-Lago…
But Witch Hunts sometimes do find witches!
My latest portmanteau neologism.
Saraheidolia
Perceiving the face of Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the surface contours of an inanimate object, like a cloud, a fence post or a piece of burnt toast or pizza.
Can’t decide which eruption to watch, the one in Hawaii or the one in DC!
Listening to Trump in passing. Is he on the same planet as the rest of us? He is making very little sense. So what news is dropping today that is freaking him out.
Okay, I have this add this edit. Bullshit is more coherent.
But was there any collusion?
We could prove Trump isnt a witch, if he lets us hold him under water long enough.
Later in the briefing, a reporter made reference to another tweet of Trump’s on Thursday, asking Sanders if Trump believed “that the FBI had a spy at one point inside of his campaign?”
Note to SHS and fucking moron: a government informant meeting several times with Carter Page, a guy on your campaign staff suspected of being a Russian agent, and your covfefe boy Papadopoulos, is not the same as the FBI putting a spy inside your campaign (even though, under the circumstances and facts known at the time, that would have been a reasonable and legal thing to do).
And you really have to wonder why anybody would grovel at him. Whenever I read about people who’ve said critical things about him showing up and groveling at his feet to “apologize”, it makes me sick to my stomach. You have to also wonder why the Republicans in Congress are risking their careers and reputations to enable him. Unless, he has something on all of them.
Many people are saying Donald Trump weighs the same as a duck, and therefore is made of wood. Beautiful, gilded wood… rich Mahogany and Koa. Luxury!
"They found no evidence of collusion, and still strongly believe that it’s a witch hunt,” said the witch.
WH: Trump Still Believes Mueller Probe Is A ‘Witch Hunt’
Question: Does the President believe in witches?
Anyone ask Sarah the Witch about Donnie’s BFF Roger?
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2018/05/17/russiagate-sidebar-open-thread-oh-please-please/
In the list of surprisingly effective crude tactics, you certainly have to include the suggestion that the suspicions of bad behavior that drive investigations should be seen as evidence of a disqualifying bias against the entity being investigated. Nobody sensible would take that seriously, but that’s not the alley they’re bowling in.
Sarahnhedonia – the inability to experience pleasure when in proximity to Sarah Huckabee Sanders.