Discussion: WH: 'Thankfully' No Need For A Pardon Because Trump 'Hasn't Done Anything Wrong'

All of those statements, no collusion, no obstruction, no wrongdoing and continuing to cooperate, all of them are flat wrong.

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Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

(There probably are. Never let a good kompromat opportunity go to waste.)

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So if he does pardon himself, that will be because he did do something wrong. Got it.

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But he wonā€™t. Because he didnā€™t.

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Chiselinā€™ Trump always gets two scoops.

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ā€œThankfully, the president hasnā€™t done anything wrong and wouldnā€™t have any need for a pardon," she said.

Thatā€™s Donnieā€™s warped perception of reality. The fact that he believes his statement that ā€œI didnā€™t do anything illegal or wrongā€ negates any findings by Mueller is further evidence of that he does indeed regard himself as being ā€˜above the lawā€™.

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The dam is starting to leak badly.

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Maybe stuff one of those Trump Hotel mattresses in it.

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Have another corn dog, Mamie Hamhock.

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So, nobody is above the law, Donnie pardoning himself demonstrates that he is above the law, Ergo -> Donnie is a nobody?

Yaknow, whatā€™s the point of going to all that trouble to earn a degree in Mathematics, if Iā€™m reduced to this sort of ā€œlogical reasoningā€? I mean really, I might as well have studied Poly Sciā€¦

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Sheā€™s the Eva Braun of Leona Helmsleys

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A lot of people donā€™t know this, but the POtuS has engaged in criminal activity.

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Well you and I know the answer is ā€œHeā€™s insaneā€, in Trumplandia this just tough talk, or some shit.

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Why not have all the republicans execute all the dems and people of color, then pardon all the republicans including himself. But you know, satire is dead itā€™s just not outlandish enough.

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If he could pardon himself, why doesnā€™t he also declare himself king?

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Itā€™s why I became a botanist instead of a physicist.

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Arrest the Leakers!!!

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Can you imagine what the argument would be then?

First, there would be ā€œfake news,ā€ then there would be the: ā€œWell heā€™s not a politician, heā€™s a business man, he gets things done. He didnā€™t know the specific ins and outs of Washington DC and the political establishment.ā€

The sounds of all patriots rolling in their graves would probably cause an earthquake somewhere.

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Trump and his minions think Niccolo Machiavelli was one of the Founding Fathers.

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hahahaha With a little Leni Riefenstahl, for subtle marketing.

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