Discussion: WH: 'Standard Operating Procedure' To Seize Trump's Medical Records

Ronny’s medical unit is comprised of Jack Daniels, Jimmy Beam and Johnnie Walker, none of whom took part in the raid.

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“As a standard operating procedure for a new President, the White House medical unit took possession of the President’s medical records I mean, here on this screen is President Obama doing the same thing."

“So there’s really nothing new here.”

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Even if this ends up being totally legal and kosher (if really weird), I’m flabbergasted that this is the question she chose to answer honestly and completely.

I’m just beside myself. What are you thinking? Talk to the White House General Counsel. It’s why it’s there.

Jesus, today they aren’t sending their best.

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Naw. Obama had him rubbed out by Bernie Bros a few years back. It’s Standard Operating Procedure for new Presidents.

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And GW Bush’s Texas Air National Guard files were secreted away when he announced a Presidential bid.

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I’m guessing the medical records would prove out that Trump has been retrofitted with Russian cybernetic technology while under the influence of Russian Pee Hookers. The implants are powered by orange spray tan goo.

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Obama’s college records are in a vault somewhere in Nairobi.

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A bodyguard, a Trump Company lawyer, and a thug break into a medical office and threaten to beat the shit out of the doctor if he doesn’t let them rummage through and take whatever records they want.

Hahahahaha…I get it. Very funny joke. You can tell it’s conservative humor by the punch line.

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Today??

Their best are liars and crooks and started from the very first press briefing where Spicer literally verbally attacked the reporters and blatantly lied about the attendance at the inauguration.

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I’m sure they will release the results of physical exams, lab tests and other diagnostic procedures that Dr. Bornstein had in his files to compare with the findings of Dr. Ronny Jackson, as so eloquently and enthusiastically reported a few months ago. We might be amazed at how much healthier Trump has become during his presidency.

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All b/c trump was outraged that people now knew he took something to restore his hair…this presidency is the new low

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SOP to break the law???

OK. I believe you.

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SOP…An offer he couldn’t refuse… !

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RELEASE THE RECORDS!

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It isn’t SOP nor is it legal. The records do not belong to Trump. They belong to the doctor and he’s only obligated to transfer the information in them to the patient or another physician if given the patient’s permission to do so. If the Attorney showed up with power of attorney rights to the records he’d be entitled to a copy of them but can’t make an on the spot demand. Most states give a Doc 2 to 3 business days to get records ready for transfer. Many require they be reviewed by the doctor to ensure legibility and completion ( that’s how I do it ) before they move on. If these guys took the sole copy of records ( which would be difficult as no one keeps just paper anymore ) it would be a theft.

Bornstein has a history of BS’ing and aggrandizing himself. I imagine he’s lying.

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Late night shows are going to have a total romp with this story.

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I picture President Obama in the early morning hours with a cup of coffee on his verandah with a tablet watching Hamhock creating government policy on the fly, tearing apart his accomplishments, shoving Trump’s fuck ups in Obama’s shoes . etc., that will clean out your system and get you ready for a day of leisure. God, I miss him.

Someone ought to suggest to all those docile journalists to give Sarah a standing ovation after each informative performance as she leaves the podium.

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Girthergate!

Now White House press corpse, don’t get your panties in a bunch; this is about the BLOTUS, not the SMOKUS.

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I was out working for a few hours and my first thought on getting back is I’m astonished the intertubes didn’t burst into flame over this. Since when is it within a million fucking miles of normal that the president sends goon squads around? How could that possibly be just part of the landscape?

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I remember reading GW Bush’s Texas drivers license was reissued with #00000001 due to his driving infractions.

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