Discussion for article #243766
I like this Earnest guy.
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But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Five of our Presidents weren’t elected, so only 39 to check.
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I think it’s safe to say that this President, who’s unusually diplomatic and circumspect most of the time, has told Earnest to go ahead and mock The Donald whenever he damn well feels like it. You’ve got to love it—the President of the United States makes it clear it’s policy that this Trump buffoon, of all the 7-plus billion people in the world, is the only one he goes out of his way to laugh at and disrespect.
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there isn’t any mention of the colonoscopy… did they have trouble deciding which end to insert the scope?
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We can probably give him a pass on William Henry Harrison, though.
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I would think they’d go in both ends just to be sure. No sense taking chances with Mr. Trump’s health.
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The colonoscopy turned up polyps, but the doctor declined to remove them when, on closer examination, they were found to so resemble their host that he could not rule out that Trump reproduces by budding.
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This could be a deciding issue in who wins the White House.
Trump is in his bestest fighting shape ever. And then there’s grandma Clinton and her brain injury:
Says Hillary Clinton spent 30 days in the hospital in 2012 and appeared “wearing glasses that are only for people who have traumatic brain injury.”
— Karl Rove on Thursday, May 8th, 2014 in a panel discussion
Where’s Hillary’s medical health report? We have a right to know.
Can Hillary state unequivocally state “it’s naht a toomah?”
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Obama plays basketball. The most aerobic,physical sport there is. I seriously doubt Trump has that kind of stamina.
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"If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
All the past presidents were weaklings. They were LOSERS. Donald Trump also has great poll numbers and is very rich. Only a stupid person would vote for anyone else!
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Yeah but he never takes it to the hoop.
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“To Whom My Concern”?
“astonishingly excellent”??
Gawd, my head hurts. This doc blows just like his patient…
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Does not matter, you have to be in tip top condition just to play.Trump couldn’t do it. It would expose his bald spot, and his life would be over.
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even his doctor is an ass!
where does it stop?
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“He has testicular cancer but since they’re YUUUUUGE, everything’s all right.”
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Medical deferment from the draft kept Trump from going to Vietnam.
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Just had to rain on his parade didn’t you.
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“It would expose his bald spot, and his life would be over.”
Well if that happened I guess his having a chance to “do” his daughter would be lost. Tough call.
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Suggests a great way to easily test the doctor’s conclusions.
Have the president challenge Mr. Trump to a game of one-on-one basketball.
I’d grant that Mr. Trump would probably last at least 10 seconds (which is longer than I would).
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