Sssshhhure.
His dentures were trying to get out of his mouth. Wouldn’t you?
And clearly read off a teleprompter - one straight ahead and another off to his left.
It did sound like dentures at the end and that’s awesome enough, God knows. But he also sounded like he was struggling, both with pronunciation and general breath control, especially in the last few minutes. If just normal stuff exhausts him you think of, I don’t know, cardiac issues, diabetes, energy-sapping conditions like that.
Please…
I’m not nearly as worried about his slurred speech as I am about his slurred thinking.
Bullshit. The lower plate of his fake choppers were declaring mutiny. Can you imagine having to be stuck in that foul mouth all day?
There’s been a lot of that going around, though.
That this story got a bit of traction allows a reporter to ask Huckabee-Sanders whether the President has had a physical recently. If not, why not?
Dentures, dementia meds, a stroke, who knows? If his dentures popped out during a speech…now that would make the news.
If he wants to insist he’s President of the United Chaise, I say we let him.
If SNL did a skit where that happens and sets a Rube Goldberg chain of escalating damages into effect, that would be funny. Chillingly, realistically funny.
Parched mouth, parched brain, parched Presidency.
Don had a shtroke.
Shoon he’ll shay it wasn’t Sheldon shAdelson’s $25 million campaign donation that made him do it.
Less’hope.
I’m going with “choking on his own bullshit”.