White House Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley
Ya know, you could Spoonerize this dude’s name into Gogan Hidley and it wouldn’t make any real difference. It is symmetric around goofy.
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Anyone except The Dotard, that is.
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Does Pruitt’s Cone of Silence have tires on it?
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Will he be the first cabinet secretary to be ‘wheeled’ under the bus?
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Hey Scotty, recognize this song?
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J. Hogan Gidley…
That insufferable kid who wore a jacket and tie every single day from kindergarten through high school?
You remember: the one who constantly bragged about how rich his “Daddy” was.
And regularly got pantsed by the jocks in the cafeteria.
Yeah – that kid.
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“The Tweet of the Baskerville Font”
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“Pruitt’s Cone of Silence” is a solid band name.
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I’m still opting for 'He Hit Me First," but I agree.
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Looks like Firin’ Friday is gonna be back this week. I was sorta missing it.
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A cone of silence would actually make quite an improvement.
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Pruitt either didn’t update his LinkedIn page, or he just now did it, because
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Scott Pruitt was elected the Attorney General of Oklahoma in November 2010. As AG, he is dedicated to fighting corruption, safeguarding Oklahoma’s vulnerable citizens, championing public safety measures to reduce violent crime and protecting the interests of the State of Oklahoma and its citizen"
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“The Hound of the Times New Romans”
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“We will be able to tell you more after we review the President’s tweets,” said the Deputy.
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“WH Deputy Press Secretary: ‘I Can’t Speak To The Future Of Scott Pruitt’”
Let me say it for you, jackass: Pruitt is gone, as soon as tomorrow. You can’t publicly embarrass the boss.
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That was me, actually "Fired on Friday, thanks for mentioning it! That said, there are still 11.5 hours left today for Trump to prove me wrong. I’ve noticed he likes to shake things up and maybe moving Firing Day to Thursday is just the Super Stable Genius idea to turn his administration around.
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We’ll see what happens.
Believe me …
People are saying…
He’s a great guy
Stop me if you’ve heard it before
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See Pruitt on right:
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It seems like Trump’s interest in accountability is driven by press coverage.
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WH Deputy Press Secretary: ‘I Can’t Speak To The Future Of Scott Pruitt Anything’
This is also true for any WH spokesperson.
ETA: I see this concept has been well covered by the thread. I’m late to the party.
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It may be an inconvenience for the Koch Bros, but lackeys are not hard to find, it’s not like they actually need them to be smart or anything. They should have several candidates to choose from by Friday COB.
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