A serial liar who lies in service to her serial liar boss complains that Michael Cohen lied while lying in service to his serial liar boss who is the same serial liar boss as her serial liar boss.
Apologies to David BowieâŚand Detroit.
Since Trump, and Trumptards, donât admit to telling lies there are no lies being told.
Everyone says so.
So was there a shot of KAC yelling and waving her arms while yelling âHey donât look at the shitshow over here, look at the shitshow over there!â
KAC KAC⌠sorry, Iâve been ill (since 2016) and canât get rid of this cough.
Havenât heard from good olâ KAC in a while. You know the shit must have hit the fan now that sheâs out blasting the nation with lies again.
Is anyone else getting the feeling that the timing of Cohenâs testimony was perfectly stage managed? I mean Iâm sure that Cohen had surgery, and Trump mean tweeted and threatened him, but to have these few days of Cohen testifying while Trump is out of the country is perfection.
This KAC thingy is because Trump has to have a small cadre of people defending him, and now that small cadre of defenders are split on two continents and how many time zones.
Ya, you (WH) sort of have to try to knock the wind out of Cohenâs testimony. Because it indicates how bad things might get for your boy and his associates do the road a litle further:
Huh? this is a piss poor strategy âŚ
WH Deflects On Cohen Testimony Questions: âYou Admitted That You Lied!â
to which Cohen will say & has said - " Yes - & All I did - I did at Trumpâs direction for Trumpâs benefit ⌠and was compensated by Trump to do so"
Kellyanne, they are not lies they were âalternate factsâ. GOP and Trumpsterâs mark this date Feb. 27, 2019 on your calendar as the official beginning of the end of the incompetent, ignorant, and intolerant Trump con and outlaw era. How embarrassing you could be so stunningly naive, gullible, ignorant, profoundly xenophobic or racially intolerant to fall for the obvious 3rd rate cons of life long common flimflam artist and grifter. Shame on your utter stupidity.
How many DEMONSTRABLE lies do we have to endure from this mobâŚthe Obama birth certificate lie should have been enough for most âŚthe blind spot persists through more than 8000 additional verifiable lies.
I thought admitting to oneâs sins was a virtue in christianity land?
âRemember too that I think the Presidentâs statement yesterday is instructive,â she said. âIf the last time youâve been before this body you admitted that you lied, then people are going, people are going to know that and see that. Look, I think itâs a human tragedy whenever somebody goes to jail,"
she continued
âAnd when I say human tragedy, I donât mean those kids in detainment camps obviously. But as I strongly stated, lying is bad.â
And as she uttered these words, a chasm opened up in the chamber wherein she sat - waves of sulpher and sparks from the depth of hell shot upward and two leathery daemons crawled out - prostrating themselves before her, they cried âOh Daemon Queen, thou hast surpassed thyself. We honor your evil.â And then they gave her a goblet of the blood of virgins to sup, to keep her mortal mask in place one more year.
There are no lies, KellyAnne ConJob. Theyâre alternative facts. It just so happens that Cohenâs alternative facts may be more truthy than the WHâs alternative facts.
Saying Cohen lied assumes no one else did or hasâŚsez the alternative facts queenâŚwhose husband called trump a sociopath this morningâŚKelly you got bigger problemsâŚ
The ability to lie is the better part of the reason Trump hires anyone. Right, Kellyanne Liar?
Unless someone has beaten me to the punch, ladies and gentlemen I introduce to youâŚthe female Rudy Giuliani.
My question to Kellyanne is; how many times has Trump lied to you about payments to Stormy D. That is you have previously gone on the national TV and said Trump did not make the payments and you knew this because Trump told you. So given that Trump has lied directly to you, how can you believe anything Donald Trump tells you? How can you continue to work for Trump and go on TV and continue to spout what you are told from a man who often lies to you?
Exactly: the whole problem with the âhe admitted lying before, so heâs not credible nowâ defense is that it reflects right back on the most prominent serial liar in US history: why is anything he says, or his team says on his behalf, credible now or ever in the future?
I thought they had buried this corpse in the WH basement. How long did it take to dig her our?