Discussion: WH Chief Of Staff Meets The Press: 'I Don't Think I'm Being Fired Today'

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Donā€™t hold your breath, the orange hot air buffoon is due to blow up sooner rather than laterā€¦

Your job is the Oval Trailer equivalent of following the elephants in the circus parade, but your scoop isnā€™t nearly big enoughā€¦

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ā€œAnd Iā€™m not so frustrated in this job that Iā€™m thinking of leaving.ā€

Never has a two-letter word (ā€œsoā€) carried so much ominous meaning.

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When the cabinet secretaries were at a round table fawning over Trump wasnā€™t it Kelly who basically thanked the troops? Never mentioned Trump.

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ā€œI would just offer to you that although I read it all of the time pretty consistently, Iā€™m not quitting TODAY,ā€
ā€œI donā€™t believe, and I just talked to the President, I donā€™t think Iā€™m being fired TODAY.ā€

Flaggedā€¦

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Well, now I can sleep tonight. Maybe.

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Actually this is parallel to the ā€œno decision todayā€ Yuckabee Slanders delivered, when the Deal Went Down over the weekend. But I doubt that Kelly is going anywhere.
I would like to know who folks here saw yesterday that convinced so many people he was on the way out.

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Kelly: ā€œThis is really, really hard work, running the United States of America.ā€

Well, we all knew Trump certainly wasnā€™t running it.

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he did not change my mind, Trump must go or the USA is history.

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Yes, it was and is reassuring.

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ā€œā€¦but, with Dotard, you never know.ā€

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I thought it was Mattis.

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Yes that was him.

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Thatā€™s a pretty weak save, John.

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Speakinā€™ oā€™ which, Trump promised a statement from Mattis saying a story yesterday was ā€œfake newsā€. Is it in the mail? Gotta go look at which storyā€“so many lies I get confused.Got itā€“itā€™s the tenfold nuclear arsenal story.

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Of course not. it is a Thursday!

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ā€œI would just offer to you that although I read it all of the time pretty consistently, Iā€™m not quitting today,ā€ he told reporters, after press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders introduced him by saying she was ā€œcalling in the Marines."

Confusion reigned when President Trump entered the room. ā€œIā€™m sorry,ā€ the President apologized. ā€œI thought you said ā€˜moronsā€™.ā€

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So nobodyā€™s told him Bannonā€™s gone?

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I saw it at the end of a story here, I just canā€™t find which one.