All trump all the time regardless
She lumbers in; she lumbers up; and she lumbers out.
Not gonnaâ answer the question, check
âLookâ drink another shot.
And another shot.âLookâ
The president doesnât need to use his absolute power to pardon himself because he is utterly without guilt in any matter now and forever. So that settles that.
Hey, Sarah Sandbags, North Little Rock Tent & Awning called. They want your wardrobe back.
Of course Pruittâs corruption isnât an issue for the President. It provides a shiny object that consumes precious minutes of a news broadcast.
Set Your Stop Watch
White House press briefings have gotten shorter every month in 2018: Washington Post
not the original WAPO link but this works:
Pruitt is Trumpâs Reality Show villian. Someone you keep on the show for everyone to hate on until they are no longer useful.
Sheâs actually a queen Borg.
âThe President uses Twitter so that he can lie directly to the American people.â
Q: âWhy canât Trump figure out how to spell âCounselâ?â
Really testing her patience and ability to improvise today. Reporters pushing pretty aggressively and Sarah is forcefully refusing to answer followups.
Sheâs the Lucretia Borgia of Ma Barkers!
Thankfully the president hasnât shot anybody.
Sheâll be done in 4 minutes.
Q: Is the FLOTUS in seclusion until her black eyes heal?
OK has she actually answered any questions?
No.