Sorry. My sock drawer needs to be rearranged.
Trump:
“I’m in charge, here…”
Channels Alexander-the-Great Haig, who wasn’t in charge there, either.
Remember, kids: if he doesn’t spark World War III with this speech, it means he’s really, really, really presidential. Bigly.
Hmm… take part in Russian Roulette snuff porn, or watch Trump…
hmmm…
tough choice.
Will the Saudis even know what the Electoral College is and how bigly he won it?
They will, now
He brought visual aids. A lot of them.
No time—busy enacting global butthead ban until we have a system of extremer vetting in place
Did Sean bring the Moose and Lamb puppets?
Crap! This interferes with a European Tour Golf Tournament! And I was so looking forward to Trump’s speech. Better luck next time.
Is today Christmas or Easter? If so, I’ll be in church.
No, there are plenty of puppets there already.
fify
My Kingdom for a drop-shadow.
He already has the whorse
And after the Golf Tournament there are reruns of “Chopped Junior.” I just can’t get a break!
If he utters any phrases in Arabic, we’ll know he’s bi-ignorant.
Head for the shelters, people…
“In an email sent to John Podesta, on August 17, 2014, Hillary wrote that the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia are “providing clandestine and financial and logistical support to ISIL.” Yet, in that same year, Bill and Hillary accepted a check from Saudi Arabia. (Audience boos) So Hillary thinks they are funding ISIS, but still takes their money. And you know their views on gays. And you know their views on women. I think she should give back the $25 to $35 million she’s taken from Saudi Arabia, and she should give it back fast.” — Donald Trump on the campaign trail, 2016.
OK, Trump hates the Saudis because they’re funding head-chopping ISIS terrorists.
The White House also proposed cutting funding for multilateral development lenders such as the World Bank by $650 million over three years.
Conservative economist Allan Meltzer has railed against the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund for decades and in Donald Trump’s nomination of a former protege he sees hope that Washington may finally be heeding his calls for reform.
OK—Trump and his supporters don’t like the World Bank, either.
Saudi Arabia, U.A.E. Pledge $100 Million to World Bank’s Women Entrepreneurs Fund; Donation to be announced at event with Ivanka Trump, an advocate for businesswomen who proposed the fund