Discussion: WATCH LIVE: Trump Speaks At Central Command Headquarters At 1:15 PM ET

I don’t suppose we could be lucky enough for one of the soldiers/sailors/airmen throw a shoe at him.

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Is this the one where he announces we’ll be pulling all troops from Poland and Germany, and re-deploying to just South of Moscow to embrace our new alliance with Mother Russia?

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Won’t happen. Unlike him, they actually have Honor and Respect for the oaths they swore to their Country.

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I can’t watch it. I can’t see or hear him without gagging, spitting and/or dry heaving. But do let me know if wears either a Russian flag lapel pin or his “complimentary” Purple Heart. Or both.

Hmm. I wonder if he’ll be posing in front of that oversize Medal of Valor again?

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Hey, why not put Bannon in charge of Central Command?

I’ll watch so you don’t have to. But with beer and shots close at hand.

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OK but pre-dial 911. The rules are you must take a shot every time he says “I” or “me” or “tremendous.”

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Nawwww…

This will be where he announces Stryker raids against rogue federal judges and all the unborn fraudulent voters in blue states.

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Ooh CentCom. That must be giving the old draft dodger cum tin pot dictator a goose.

The faithful are no doubt sieg heiling their teevees.

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Fuck. That’s too much even for me. And my liver can withstand a lot.

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Amen brother.

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Well, SO far I agree with everything he’s said!

More of this please…

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I can’t listen to that braying voice for a millisecond more, not if he was giving me the winning Powerball number in code or something. But having a project on a screaming deadline has given me an insight—the way to go, at least for me, is to build effective resistance into your life and then get on with the rest of that life in a positive, hopeful, determined way while we wait the bastard out. We can’t get obsessed with him. Let him be obsessed with us and ruin his own stupid life.

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According to Yahoo News, Hair Furor just put Pence in charge of a voter fraud task force. So now that’s one pissing in the sandbox and one jerking off with oven mitts on. Bannon’s gonna be running this whole thing by the end of the week.

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The Orange Borscht thickens…

Patriots owner Robert Kraft has won 5 rings, but 1 belongs to Vladimir Putin

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I still have a blank screen Matt, best blank screen I’ve evahh seen!

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He’s chucking it all and joining a Buddhist monastery? Confessing his crimes and turning himself in? Offering to be strapped to the nose of a rocket and fired at the sun? I’m curious.

ETA now I understand. He makes you want to blankify every screen in the world.

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Donnie has never been so accurate. Or succinct.

They must be trying to convince him that Alec Baldwin won’t be there.

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All of that plus he’s now streaming his tax files out his anus.

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