Liberty U? Why not a real university? Could it be because they wouldnāt give you a tongue bath elsewhere. Still, Iām hoping for some jeering.
Think Iād rather schedule a root canal.
He never sounds more pathetic than when trying to speak to the Christian folks. Why they buy into it when itās obvious heās not even close to one of them is curious.
Itāll be interesting to see if, after the address, cable news pundits declare him, once again, for what seems like at least a dozen times, now, ātruly presidentialā.
Iām expecting a quote from two corinthians. Also, itās a little early for for drinking games, but the phrase āmost persecutedā is top of that list.
I have to organize my sock drawer.
Iām tuning in to find out who won the election, and whether it was a big victory.
See? Hereās your proof that god doesnāt exist. If he did a meteor would hit that campus at 10:02 am.
āTwo Corinthians walk into a bar ā Ah, yes, Ricardo Montalban ā genuine Corinthian leather!ā
-Carnival Cruz, 1/25/16 Maquoteka, Iowa.
Trumpās visits to Falwellās FEMA camp make for such comedy fodder even politicians can get in on the act lol
Perhaps the Liberty U. Band will play āZadok, the Priestā as he processes to the podium.
Think Iād rather schedule a root canal.
Think Iād rather doodle the Huckabee girl.
Who says G-d hasnāt shoved a meteor up HOās arse already? 
They are not to question God about who He choses to do His works on earth. /s
They share the same āvalues.ā The fact that todayās christianās āvaluesā line up identically and ideologically to a narcissist, sociopath, grifting, money laundering, child raping, corrupt bigamist with no actual values is no co-inky-dink.
I could go on and on but itās too early and iām only on my first cup of coffee.
My mother always warned me be suspicious of anything with Freedom or Liberty in the title as they usually are out to subvert both
Not with your dick I wouldnāt
Now lets talk about my electoral victory! Best ever. I heard that somewhere. Beautiful. (sniff, sniff)