"WATCH LIVE: Sean Spicer Makes An Embarrassment Of Himself By Sucking Donald Trump’s Dick Live On National Television At 2 PM ET"
There, Josh. IFIFY. Now fork over some fucking dinero. I’m tired of doing your goddamned editing for free.
I predict someone will ask again about the wiretap thingy…
… and Spice will respond by saying “Nice try, but the president has made it very clear. I’ll leave it at that.”
Oh, and by the way, is anyone watching? 
I watch on CSPAN.org
Sean is such a tease, building up suspense…
The natives are getting restless, 25 minutes over time ?
Oh, and here’s ANOTHER thing, as long as I’ve got this jalapeno up my ass:
I mentioned this yesterday in a post, and I KNOW that SpiceGirl won’t dare mention it, and I doubt if any of the Ed Murrows who are populating the White House Press Room (you know, the shining beacons of journalistic integrity like Breitbart, InfoWars, FoxNews, and other brands of media laxatives) are going to ask about it, but Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shortey, who was also a top member of the Trump leadership team in that state, got busted in a motel room having sex with an underage boy:
http://www.towleroad.com/2017/03/shortey-prostitution/
OK, last year, when Anthony Weiner was caught cyberdiddling a chick online, it made national headlines with 12-foot-high neon lettering that would have made a Broadway star jealous.
So, my question is: WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE THIS TIME, YOU MEDIA MOTHERFUCKERS?!!!
He’s a little late, because he’s cleaning his pre-press briefing vomit off of his slacks.
Tying the tie is hard !
Lots of mumbling about surveillance…
You see, the definition of the word “wiretap” changes from day to day. Isn’t it wonderful that English is a living and fluid language?!
At the moment, the definition of the word “wiretap” seems to be: “A large, libelous, methamphetamine-fueled telephone pole-sized Twitter message that has been rammed up the ass of the President of the United States by that same President of the United States”.
An Internet butt plug, if you will.
“Sorry … you all know it’s White House policy not to answer any question that has the word ‘Shortey’ in it.”
I wonder what new verbal disgraces Pinkeye will offer today?
Lucky he’s got that illegal Salvadoran maid to mop up the flop sweat, too!
Must say, you have a way with words, Dommyluc !
Maybe a “We want Sean! We want Sean”- chant is what is needed ?
a 40 minutes delay can not mean good news ?
Why, sir, your words of flattery are about to make this li’l ol’ Chicago-transplanted Tennessee boy blush almost as red as Donald Trump gets when he has one of his executive orders struck down in court! My heart is fluttering like Lindsey Graham in a boy’s gym locker room!
They are retroactively de-classifying the stuff PP blabbed about, so he can say so.
Hope somebody ask Spicer if Trump leaked the taxes himself or whether they will ask DOJ to investigate who leaked his taxes
Personally, I think things are going to get so bad eventually that they are going to start playing “We Are The Champions” by Queen on a loop before each press conference because they are stupid enough to think it will make them look better.
“Fatty”, either. Except between tokes.
just about anything will make them look (a little) better
In a few minutes half of the press will need a bathroom break…
Why don’t they finally give up and just let Melissa McCarthy do these goddamned things, for chrissakes?!
Is there one reporter there with the stones to ask him about Gorka the Nazi? All it takes is one.