SPICEY STILL OFF PLAYING BATTLESHIP!
Tell us again how Whiny hiring Flynn is the Smart President’s fault!
We wanna hear Spicey’s greatest hits!
I am wholly, truly, and fundamentally committed to the concept that any kind of violence against women is wrong, wrong, wrong.
That being said, KAC and Sarah Huckster Sandworm have left doubts creeping in…
How can you lie to us, let me count the ways.
And now, Maggie Habermann’s tongue bath object.
Did he ever come out of the bushes?
Lies, lies, and more lies.
Can Donnie even tie his own shoes? What a buffoon…
Totally pantsed by the Russians. Again.
White House furious after being trolled with Russia Oval Office photos
“They tricked us,” an angry White House official said.
“That’s the problem with the Russians – they lie,” the official added.
I think they buried Spicy on the South Lawn night before last.
I can’t stand listening to this woman. They are all so smug.
Oh, it’s just a lovers’ quarrel.
Is the Eisenhower putting green still there? If so, look for a Spicy-sized bump. Recalling that really dates me. 
This is getting really, really, really weird …
Trump forgets who the overlord is and who the patsy is.
If its all the same , I would rather self perform cataract surgery with a rusty fork
I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I’d rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you
Yes, I’d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I’d rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you
H/T Weird Al
I was watching Mrs Mitchell Greenspan at lunch and she was shocked, shocked I tell you that TASS was allowed in but not the US press.
She was floating conspiracy theories about what they might have in their camera equipment and lamenting that even SHE had to turn over her cell phone before going in.
I keep thinking …what if a democrat…
and then my head explodes
Christ on a buttered bagel, There is so much shit going on this hardly gets a meh.
Sorry, I have a car crash to go watch.