Discussion: WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Deliver Press Briefing At 2 PM ET

Is she appearing in a puff of smoke or flying in on her broomstick?

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Fellowship of the Empty Podium will now come to order…
While we’re waiting,
Photo Caption contest,
or if you can describe the emotions being felt by this person,
or
what is she saying.
besides “look!”

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Let the shape-shifting commence…

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It looks like she suffered a stroke. Which might actually explain a lot, now that I think about it. So I’ll go with, “Do I smell burnt toast?”

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Any other shape’d be an improvement…
@reggid : I can’t top that.

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I’ve said this before and I’m getting tired of having to repeat myself but it’s really very simple—If you’re always 45 minutes late to start because you’re all screaming at each other about which deflections, denials, and counteraccusations to use for which hideous new scandal, just schedule the briefing 45 minutes later or start the screaming 45 minutes earlier. Sheesh. I’ve already met one deadline today and set myself up to meet a few more and if I’m being more efficient and timely than the White House of America that’s a sad commentary as anyone who knows me will hasten to agree.

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On the other hand, that would just mean 45 MORE minutes of yelling and screaming at each other, which would mean they’d still be 45 minutes late.

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Right, the reporters used to be able to hear the screaming. i guess they moved the prep sessions. If they fire everybody, it’ll be quieter.

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Is she always wall-eyed like that? Never seen the like.

That’s the kind of government-shrinking efficiency we can all get behind.

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Most people are more articulated on the right side. Also her eyes are tilted…raw deal in the genetic sweepstakes. Does Huck believe in genetics? It is a science…
Edit: her left does appear frozen.

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Anyone actually watching this debacle? Let me guess: “Biggest hurricanes ever. The classiest.”

No idea. How did he and his wife meet, now that the subject’s been broached?

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No debacle to watch. Just a bit of chatter here in the peanut gallery.

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I find it more problem free to watch it at thehill. nothing happening yet.
I hope we get Bossert. I was honored when he let me take this:

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It’s always worth watching these, for moments like frinstance where Bossert characterized Harvey as an illustration of the principle of Federalism. Says so much about his humanitarianism.

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Sarah is a dirty fucking whore daughter of a fucking heretic scumbag asshole. Fake Christians. Fake Americans. Hope they all burn alive screaming.

Hurricane chic—she’s rocking that boarded-up window look.

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Is that a strait-jacket she’s wearing?

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You can’t fault her memorization skills on that “Comey” spiel.
I do appreciate her personal opinion on whether DOJ should prosecute. I can understand that it’s not Donald’s role.
“Look” count is 4.
It’s 5.