Discussion: WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Holds WH Press Briefing At 2 PM ET

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Sarah of the House Huckabee, the Umpteenth of Her Name, The Untruthful, Queen of the Hillbillies, the Rednecks and the First Baptists, Queen of Littlerock, Kahleesi of the Great Hog Farms, Protector of the Trumpanzees, Lady Regnant of the Rubes, Breaker of Wind and Mother of Derps”.

Watch, Listen and Despair.

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May I, at this time, get in a preemptive, “Oh my fucking God–look at what she’s wearing!”?

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Watch her dance around the truth
For sure she’ll be ready for Dancing With the Stars after this gig
Soft shoe expert

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Today, on a very special episode of the Glower McFrownyface Show . . .

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Or “Look how many parts of her face move independently of each other.”

That’s what I’m talking about

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Geef to me large kees!

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"When Donnie Met Pootie?"

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I’ll bet it’s any color but green!

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Or “Elephant Grey”

ETA: She wore a fur in Arkansas once. Then came all the Bigfoot sightings.

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:laughing:

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Trump took Gen. Kelly’s advice and went to Sarah’s dressmaker

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Feels like a day Herman Munster will mention her kids. Dullest icebreaker on earth, but she sure likes trying it.

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OT but I wonder if anyone will ask if the US has any generals left in the regular military:
**Sessions taps Army general to lead federal prison system
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A U.S. Army general has been tapped to lead the federal prison system, which will likely see its inmate population grow with Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ tough-on-crime policies.

Sessions announced Tuesday that General Mark S. Inch would lead the federal Bureau of Prisons. He has 35 years of military service.

Sessions says Inch was a former military policeman who was head of the Army Corrections Command, among other positions. Sessions says that experience makes Inch “uniquely qualified” to oversee the federal prison system, a role he says is “critical.”
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/national-politics/article164753757.html

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

http://www.officialmikepence.com/mikes-story/

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Oh my! Poor Sarah seems to be on everyone’s shit list, bless her heart.

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I’m eagerly waiting to see what child really likes him, and what issues Huckabee hasn’t had the opportunity to talk to the President about.

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“If you want to eat an elephant, you got to eat it one bite at a time. And that’s just what Sarah and I intend to do.”
— Anthony “The Kaput Scaramouch Mooch” Scaramucci

Forevermore whenever I see Frau Frump I will think of that line and wonder: “Is she enjoying her (now-)one-woman pachyderm buffet?”

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Wait no longer.

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Scott Donlan: “Like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig.”

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