Admiting you are a loser, will get you a lot of sympathy here, Mooch…
Why am I wanting a pizza?
I lost my appetite…
Wow I’m really feeling the like, wait I mean love! WTF is up with him loving everything and one?
She is the product of homeschooling and Bible college.
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5 minutes in and the majority of America is already looking forward to Mooch’s downfall. What a lying, arrogant pr*ick.
I like consulting with the president"
Ooh, Sessions dig…
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Who will play him on SNL?
Ask about the inauguration crowd !!!
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‘Smooches’ ass kissing schtick will get stale real fast. I give him less time than poor Sean.
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It was hugh and everyone loved each other!
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AND, Scaramucci just avoided pledging to provide accurate, truthful information. When asked, he diverted by saying “I hope you can tell what kind of person I am by looking at me.” Well, yes, we can . . . . which is why the question was asked.
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Am I at a free dinner about vacation rentals?
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The Mooch said he sees this as an opportunity to serve his country. He wished he could serve in the military but grew up in a time where his only opportunity was to sign up for mandatory SS.
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That’s an apt comparison. No wonder Priebus and Spicer thought this guy would be a disaster.
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Sarah has to stay in DC. No market in Little Rock for escorts her age & shape.
This is the “Hey, I’m a nice guy, love you all” part of the act. Wait until the “Why you fu*k with me, why, after all I did for you?!” flip side appears. I give that about three weeks.
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How ya doin’…there’s a slice for everybody…
He says he “seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I’ve seen him a Madison Square Garden with a top coat on…he’s standing in the key hitting foul shots and swishing them.”
Jeez, this guy has certainly got a command of hyperbole. I wonder is the size of the inauguration crowd will actually get larger under this guy.
OY
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“His magnificent apartment.”
No wonder, he’s blind…