Sometimes in life you need to change the channel.
Screwy Louie Gohmert, R-Crazy Train, the pride of Libertarian Texas.
I had a post deleted this morning for being off topic. It was about Stormy Daniels being arrested. Not the first time either.
Wish a Dem would have thrown cantalopes at Gohmert.
o/t - but dang if this Roy Moore statement doesnāt make me MORE likely to watch - he sure is adept at triggering the Streisand Effect.
(The statement isnāt meant to be humorous - but read with oneās irony detectors on - and there are some funny moments.)
Separated at birth?
Actually, Louie, it was when I was lying to your wife.
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks.
And deplorables wonder why we call them stupid.
Wow! This whole hearing may go down as one of the greatest train wrecks in Congressional history.
Weed would be wasted on Gohmert. Pun intended.
Nah, that was just locker room talk. It isnāt like he texted about it.
āYou need your medication!ā one lawmaker shouted.
Apparently he hasnāt missed taking any of his Stooopidā¢ pills.
Over Louieās mouth, please.
If you send Josh an occasional e-mail telling him heās handsome and brilliant it helps. Donāt lay it on too thick, though. He gets the big head and starts flirting with the staff. Itās embarrassing.
āRemember, Iām pullinā for ya, weāre all in this togetherā is the sort of sentiment that would get you thrown out of the modern Republican Party.
Okay, who spent the most time crawling around on the floor, looking for his shit after it had been kicked out of him?
I assumed that was the point.
Good God! Maybe heās an illegal immigrant from our enemy to the north!
Bow your heads for the GOP Prayer:
Iām a Kremlin-loving traitorā¦
But I can changeā¦
If I have toā¦
I guessā¦