Put him in a fucking cage without toothpaste or soap and let him sleep on a concrete floor.
Or itâs likely their real mission has nothing to do with the one they proclaim.
BP impersonators:âWeâre here to protect America!â
Translation: âWeâre here to fleece the rubes.â
Lock. Him. Up.
Like Samuel Johnson said. Felony Federal agent impersonation is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
One terrorist at a time âŚ
You may ask yourselfâŚ
Why would Barr and Trump allow this to happen?
You may ask yourselfâŚ
Is that 450 articles on Faux News making this man a patriot-martyr for white nationalism?
You may ask yourselfâŚ
Is that the POTUS pardoning the racist patriot-martyr after a few weeks of conservative media Poutrage?
Same as it ever wasâŚsame as it ever wasâŚ
A Venn diagram of right-wing nuts and con artists shows substantial overlap. This is similar to the case of the nut whoâs supposedly trying to privately fund the border wall â heâs also involved in various grifts.
Itâs because the right-wing audience has an almost bottomless gullibility about anything that fits into their ideological world view: birtherism, the imposition of Sharia law, the belief that US special forces were taking over Texas via secret tunnels under Walmarts, ad nauseam. No doubt the Trump small-donor list would be an absolute gold mine for phone scammers.
Itâs always amusing to re-read Rick Perlsteinâs exposition of this phenomenon:
âThese are the kinds of people that you donât want to be running into
in the dead of night out in a remote part of the desert. They carry
semi-automatic weapons, they conceal their faces âŚ"
These are also the kinds of people I donât want to be running:
a dog-grooming business
a hot-dog cart
a t-shirt kiosk at the mall
if, after a lengthy interview process and an impressive cover letter, I am convinced that they are trying, I might let them stand by the freeway with giant arrow signs telling about cell phone bargains.
explain that to the mormons
pretty sure this would not be any different than any other week in their lives
how did I get here?
And yet, no response at all from the Real Three Percenters. I guess they just donât care about the First Amendment rights of 8 million fiber artists! Sad.
With Trumpâs crack team of vetters? They allow any and all white national dictaters to come and chew the fat at Trumpâs table.
(yes I do acknowledge your snark)
WellâŚwhen you play cops and robbersâŚeventually its your turn to be the robber.
Whompâwhaaaa
Well, it werenât the Neighborhood TrolleyâŚunless maybe King Fridayâs syphilis has finally turned him into a magalomaniacal racist grifter and Queen Saturday is an eastern European moron trophy wife and I didnât realize I was living in Make-Believe all this timeâŚ
Does this make him an âillegalâ?
Toothpaste? Whatâs that?
GOP scum overflows their swamp of crime.
âWe need wall. Weâre going to get wall.â someone needs to teach these morons definite/indefinite articles
do not blaspheme against Mr. Rogers