Go ahead, eat your nails for breakfast…isn’t that what you were bragging about?
Because you’re an idiot!
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For your viewing pleasure, here is today’s poorly conceived, poorly executed, and poorly vetted Jeb Bush publicity moment, that further puts him behind rather than promotes him forward. Another metaphor for what we could expect from a Bush presidency.
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That, and how many restaurants (the kind where Jeb! would eat) would have a few dozen brand new, 2" nails sitting around the kitchen?
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Many parts of the hot-dipped galvanized nail are edible…
Iron and zinc are important minerals needed for good health. Iron is required for oxygen to travel to the tissues and organs, while zinc prevents illness by supporting the immune system. Iron is the most important mineral in your body, and zinc is the second most important, according to the University of Maryland Medical Center. Eating framing nails with Jeb! is the best way to get enough iron and zinc.
http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/iron-zinc-important-minerals-4946.html
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Snicker.
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Laughing Loudly! Thanks, Jalus!!
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Dumb and Dumber
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Finishing nails are so much more tender and delicate. A Bush Crime Family specialty.
Tasty grapeshot is always a part of the Bush Thanksgiving turkey.
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He-hehheh, he said nail, heh-heheh-heh-heh,
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Pork spending and mining special interests. Pour a lot of oil and petroleum on those entrees and you have the classic GOP agenda/diet.
Ahhhhh, the banality of evil.
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I wonder if those nails were made in America and by union workers, to boot? I was surprised some years back how many nails sold here were made in Poland and China. (Not that Jebya would be bothered.)
Spot on, Plucky. Jeb’s as dorky as Romney, ain’t he?
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it’s a safe bet Jeb! eats chinese nails.
as probably everyone knows, it’s very difficult to find many basic things manufactured here (i finally found coat hangers after a long search, if anyone is interested: http://www.dodcoinc.com)
so i was surprised to see there are at least 3 companies that still make nails in the usa:
http://www.mazenails.com/resources/hot-dipped-galvanized-nails
http://www.treeisland.com/brands/halsteel
http://www.dfsusa.com/concrete_nails.asp
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It’s too bad that the health codes forbid serving “the smart one” with a plate full of what he really deserves, but I suppose manure is better used on pumpkins . At least some of them wind up with an honest face.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
Fake.
Which one is Jeb, I really can’t tell anymore.
So, he DOESN’T “EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST”?
What is he, a RINO?